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Dedication----You Know This Song is For You....you know who you are

NOT BLOCKED

I spoke to the former author of the Madonna blog and the writer sadly reports that the Madonna blog no longer exists. The author is so busy with concerts, creating music, and raising money for children in Africa that the author of the Madonna blog cannot spend time with fans. THe writer of the blog is sad.

Alcina, you are not blocked from the Madonna blog because it no longer exists.

You LIED--Dedicated to the Trinity of Terror

Rumors, Lies, and My Return from the Dead

I know you all have missed me this past year while I have been on vacation.....but I have been informed that many lies and rumors have been told by certain Trilogy of Terror members and I must set the record straight.

This is the only blog that I write....Any other bloggers who try to copy my style and genius are mere imitators. I know that that bitch who used to write the Madonna blog is jealous of me......She knows that money cannot buy what I have! My self respect....you go ahead and go to Malawi or whatever country you are visiting....Adopt some more kids! I don't care! You know you can never have what I have....and there is nothing more to say!

I am so sorry that I have neglected so many of you.....You have never been out of my mind, except for the Really Mediocre one....and you...well honey....I cannot even remember your name! You New Zealanders are so funny! or were you from Thailand....oh----it's all the same!

Chain Reaction

All of these people dying here lately (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, the guy from the Oxyclean commercials Billy May) has really made me take stock and reevaluate things in my life.....It has made me wonder what would happen if Mediocre or Alcina or M or Sonny or even Ms Bitch died......I would feel so bad that I did not make peace with them before they passed.....so I start with an apology.

Mediocre Travis...I should not have told you that you blog was so lame in print even if I felt that way.....It was classless on my part and I am sorry.....You cannot help it that your blog is mediocre and that the blog that M use to compose was so superior. It is funny how my friend who use to do that blog got an email from someone just a few days ago from someone who offered him quite a bit of money to advertise on the M blog and to pay him money for the rights to it....not sure what he is going to do......

I feel so much better now.

My mother always told me that people died in threes.......Well since we are up to four---two more will pass....I wonder who they will be? I hope it is not someone with true talent like Barbra Streisand or Cher or Connie Francis....What would I do if my beloved Connie died?

DEDICATIONS

DEDICATED TO MS BITCH


DEDICATED TO ALCINA



DEDICATED TO REALLY MEDIOCRE TRAVIS




DEDICATED TO M





DEDICATED TO GUY




DEDICATED TO SONNY


For someone special

The Return of Alcina

I am so excited that both REALLY MEDIOCRE TRAVIS and ALCINA are back in my life. My long lost friends have returned. I sorely miss Ms. Bitch. I wonder what became of her? Maybe she finally went ahead and had that Sex Change Operation....Maybe she decided to end her life of prostitution.....Maybe she decided to become a nun.....Maybe she decided to come to America and look for me.....Maybe she decided to become a fluffer.....maybe she decided to go to school to become a librarian.

MS BITCH....WE miss YOU!

Travis....Travis...Where forth art thou Travis?

I have decided that now that I have a few weeks of vacation this summer (that is well deserved), I am going to fly to Australia in a few weeks. I will have to brush up on my Austrian language skills. It will be so hard to decide what Connie Francis songs I will download to my Iphone to listen to on the flight.

I know I am going to stay a couple of nights in Brisbane and a couple of nights in Sydney.

Travis....if you want to meet me the week of June 15th....Name the time and the place......