Funny Haiku

I love this web site---HAIKU CIRCUS! You have to go check it out!

http://www.haikucircus.com/

Here are some more funny haiku (what is the plural of haiku? haikae? haikus? anyone know?)

I Like Taco Bell.

It gives me real smelly farts

and burning poos, too!

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

Windows XP crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

A mourning dove feeds

In a marijuana bush

And sings a high coo

Haikus are easy

but sometimes they don’t make sense

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