Someone Who Needs Me

I know the Trilogy of Terror seem to think that I need help, but what is up with them this weekend? All three of them have this picture posted on their web page. Did he die or something? Is he some artistic influence? Strange things are occuring. "There's something rotten in the state of Denmark!"

An Anagram for Ms. B, Mediocre Travis, and Alcina

• Inelegant commendations.
• Fat-witted, homely keen dominating.
• Goodnight! Alternation embarrass.
• Brown-tail moth to deadening.

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Madonna

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Who's Sorry Now?

I am saddened that many friends have not gotten the obvious clues I have left on my blog about the identity of M (or "Mental Madge" as some refer to the author.)

First, I am not the author of madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com. I am not Mental Madge. I am not M.

Second, the identity of M is one of the answers to my poll questions.

Third, if you read all of my posts...there are clues there to help you figure out the identity!

Fourth, M is not Asian, African, or Israeli.

Fifth, Massiel (the La La La vocalist) is not M.

Last, Cher is not the author of the blog!

I hope this helps.

Walking Happy

Yet another Connie Francis song describes a day in my life! I am truly "Walking Happy." First, my friend Maranga took me out to lunch today. That was so sweet of her. We went to a sushi bar and I love sushi. I ordered a Spicy Salmon Roll and had some miso soup. Yummy! As M says, "It was da bomb!" HaHa!

Second, I learned that my ex is in the hospital after being in a car accident. Seems like he hit a cow that had wandered into a roadway. His precious little Miata was totalled! Hehe....There is such a thing as karma.

Last, another mystery package came to me today! I opened the box up----and guess what I saw! You guessed it.....my secret admirer had sent me Madonna's Sex book! Can you imagine such a gift. This guy must be really trying to impress me. I cannot believe I actually own a Madonna Sex book. I still cannot figure out who sent it to me. Did Brad send it? My ex is in the hospital so I know he did not send it. Did Anthony, the cute guy who works in our office send it? Did Mediocre Travis send it? I am puzzled......but I am "walking happy."

If I Didn't Care

• I hear that Cher is about to put out a new video.
• I am sad that Ms. Bitch has never made a comment on my blog.
• For some reason, I am craving Cheetos.
• My friend who writes the madonnathoughts.blogspot.com website just cracks me up. I don't know M comes up with all that stuff! She is brilliant!
• I realized today that I know so little about artists from other countries. For example, the only singers that I could think of who were from Australia were Olivia Newton-John, the Bee Gees, Kylie, and that was about it. Other than the La La La woman (Massiel), I don't know any artists from Spain.

• I wonder if Mediocre Travis knows the answers to these questions:
• * What was the title of Madonna's first album ?
• * Madonna won a Golden Globe for Best Actress for her work in which film ?
• * Who directed Madonna in Dick Tracy ?
• * On what show did Madonna state 'I wanna rule the world'
• * Which song contains the lyrics 'Happiness lies in your own hands' ?
• * For which video did Madonna dress as a Geisha Girl ?
• * Who was Madonna's duet partner on 'Love Song' ?
• * In what state was Madonna born ?
• * For which soft drink company did Madonna do a commercial for ?
• * Which video was banned from MTV ?
• * Which Sean Penn film contained a Madonna song ?
• * What was the name of Madonna's team in 'A League Of Their Own' ?
• * Which of the following was not a name of a Madonna tour ?
• * Who played Che in the film 'Evita' ?
• * Which song contains the lyrics 'Says that he's going to marry me and we can raise a little famiy ' ?
• * Who of these men was Madonna actually married to ?
• * For which album did Madonna win her first Grammy for Best Pop Album ?
• * What was the name of the play Madonna starred in on Broadway ?
• * Who co-stars with Madonna in the film 'The Next Best Thing' ?
• Who did Madonna say was her "co-editor" on her children's book, The English Roses?
• Swept Away was also the title of a mid-'80s album by what artist?
• What Madonna 45rpm record was created on non-black vinyl?

Mental Floss

I love this magazine. http://www.mentalfloss.com/magazine/ I love trivia....and I love the interesting tidbits that this magazine contains. You need to check it out. Their web site has a vocabulary word of the day....Here is today's word:

ablution (n.)

the washing of one’s body or part of it (as in a religious rite)

Pronunciation:ah-BLOO-shun

In a sentence:After he had performed his ablution, Jeremiah stood and waited in the parking lot for his car battery to magically recharge. It never happened, and he was robbed ’round about midnight.

In a different sentence: Kyle tried to convince his girlfriend that by showering together, they could more efficiently perform their daily ablutions. It wasn’t a bad argument.

For AB, M, Mediocre Travis, my Bird, and "Mr. Body"

This is dedicated to different people for very different reasons. Enjoy!

A Clue Has Been Revealed!