An Anagram for Ms. B, Mediocre Travis, and Alcina

• Inelegant commendations.
• Fat-witted, homely keen dominating.
• Goodnight! Alternation embarrass.
• Brown-tail moth to deadening.

Quinzaine Poem for Mediocre Travis

Travis of Mental Madge fame,
will you ever believe this
blog is real?

Yet another Secret Admirer Gift!

Yet another package arrived at work today....This time a True Blue Maxi-single on vinyl. I thought this was pretty cool. I decided to take a picture of my bird and he wanted to listen to Connie Francis' box set. Doesn't he look cute on his little blanket???? Who's sexier? Madonna or Connie?

The Protest

Bloggers from around the world converged upon Mediocre Travis' home in Brisbane, Australia to protest his involvement in the creation of MMAA, the Mental Madge Addicts Anonymous organization. Protesters were upset that Mediocre Travis and his followers have accused the author of the Connie Francis blog as being the infamous "Mental Madge," the alleged fake blogger responsible for madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com. "I'm upset at Mediocre Travis and his whole MMAA bunch," Anita Mann replied. "They keep speading these lies about the authenticity of these blogs. I don't understand why they are encouraging people to boycott these sites." Hundreds of protestors chanted "Leave Connie alone" and "Connie is real" numerous times. "I don't know who this Connie person is.....Never heard of her myself. Life is a paradox!" exclaimed M. After an hour of protesting, the crowd was sad to learn that Mediocre Travis was not home; he was working. This not dampen the spirits of the eclectic throng.

Word Search with a Secret Message!

Y T H E A E U T H O E R O F T
H A E C O U N N E B R L O G I
B O R D E R L I N E C S N O T
L I G H T T Y M E N O T S L A
T L M A D T N M G E I E E A J
D H X N S E A E U X D D L T N
R Q O U E D N S U R E R N N H
I B R U O Y R K U L M W C E S
B C Q N G H P O F L B O C M I
Y A N F U H L F E F N S A H L
N A G V Q B T I P N I L C C G
A L C I N A S S I V A T H Q N
M A D G E S H E A L I Y Z C E
N Q E D A D C R A B K X H F E
H I U M O C T L S I C N A R F


ALCINA  
BIRD
BITCH
BLUE
BORDERLINE
CONNIE
CRUSTY
ENGLISH
FRANCIS
LALALA
LIGHT
LOURDES
MADGE
MADONNA
MASSIEL
MEDIOCRE
MENTAL
QUEEN
RAY
THOUGHTS
TRAVIS
TRUE

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Word Search #1

Madonna

F H K V U X I W F Z J O E F L
Y R H J W I E I N N O C L F N
B L A D P Q M T M B O Z U H J
Y C Z N H B I T W W L C E F T
T I F Y C H Q R V J O Y I C W
S P Q N X I W B I T C H X R T
U M U E E B S S G T R T L M K
R E H G A E L V I F Z N E I E
C S D Q Q N H O U A S N Y A N
C A N I O U I E X O T B G B T
M H Q R Q B E C V A U N Y W R
M E D I O C R E L Y N B O U A
I S K Y Z N Y U N A G T N M V
I G Z J A G A O X O K Q X B I
U Y X M K S A F J T P P X F S


ALCINA
BITCH
CONNIE
CRUSTY
FRANCIS
MADGE
MEDIOCRE
MENTAL
QUEEN
TRAVIS

Who's Sorry Now?

I am saddened that many friends have not gotten the obvious clues I have left on my blog about the identity of M (or "Mental Madge" as some refer to the author.)

First, I am not the author of madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com. I am not Mental Madge. I am not M.

Second, the identity of M is one of the answers to my poll questions.

Third, if you read all of my posts...there are clues there to help you figure out the identity!

Fourth, M is not Asian, African, or Israeli.

Fifth, Massiel (the La La La vocalist) is not M.

Last, Cher is not the author of the blog!

I hope this helps.

One of My Favorite Songs

My Most Favourite Thing

I have some exciting news to share with you all. When I was at work today, I unexpectedly received a package....There was no return address! I thought it was very odd.....I wondered if Ms. Bitch was sending me a letter bomb! I opened up my package and you will not believe what was inside! A blue TRUE BLUE 45 record! I had just talked about this on my blog yesterday...and someone sent me one! I almost passed out......I jumped up and down at my desk. I was acting like a little girl.

Now the question is this....Who sent it? There was no return address or note! Did my ex send it? Did Mediocre Travis send it to me? (I have been putting a lot of dedications to him on my blog---hehe!) Did Madonna herself send it to me? Do I have a secret admirer? So many thoughts have been going through my mind.

With my luck, this guy named Brad I work with sent it to me. Bless his heart.....Brad has some problems. He lives with his mother. He revealed to us last week that he never uses a towel or washcloth when he takes a shower. He only uses his hand and a hairdryer. NASTY!

Do any of you own a truly blue "True Blue" 45?

If I Didn't Care

• I hear that Cher is about to put out a new video.
• I am sad that Ms. Bitch has never made a comment on my blog.
• For some reason, I am craving Cheetos.
• My friend who writes the madonnathoughts.blogspot.com website just cracks me up. I don't know M comes up with all that stuff! She is brilliant!
• I realized today that I know so little about artists from other countries. For example, the only singers that I could think of who were from Australia were Olivia Newton-John, the Bee Gees, Kylie, and that was about it. Other than the La La La woman (Massiel), I don't know any artists from Spain.

• I wonder if Mediocre Travis knows the answers to these questions:
• * What was the title of Madonna's first album ?
• * Madonna won a Golden Globe for Best Actress for her work in which film ?
• * Who directed Madonna in Dick Tracy ?
• * On what show did Madonna state 'I wanna rule the world'
• * Which song contains the lyrics 'Happiness lies in your own hands' ?
• * For which video did Madonna dress as a Geisha Girl ?
• * Who was Madonna's duet partner on 'Love Song' ?
• * In what state was Madonna born ?
• * For which soft drink company did Madonna do a commercial for ?
• * Which video was banned from MTV ?
• * Which Sean Penn film contained a Madonna song ?
• * What was the name of Madonna's team in 'A League Of Their Own' ?
• * Which of the following was not a name of a Madonna tour ?
• * Who played Che in the film 'Evita' ?
• * Which song contains the lyrics 'Says that he's going to marry me and we can raise a little famiy ' ?
• * Who of these men was Madonna actually married to ?
• * For which album did Madonna win her first Grammy for Best Pop Album ?
• * What was the name of the play Madonna starred in on Broadway ?
• * Who co-stars with Madonna in the film 'The Next Best Thing' ?
• Who did Madonna say was her "co-editor" on her children's book, The English Roses?
• Swept Away was also the title of a mid-'80s album by what artist?
• What Madonna 45rpm record was created on non-black vinyl?

What Kind of Fool Am I? (Optical Illusions)

I love the optical illusions on this web site. They are so cool! By the way Alcina, the author of the madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com was never threatened with a lawsuit. I am not the author of that site....by the way....but there is a long story behind why the site was closed down and then reopened. Was it for publicity? Maybe.....Was it to make more money? Possibly......was it due to a lawsuit? No.......That is about all I can say about the matter at this point.

Whether you believe the site is real or fake, it is well written and very entertaining....you must admit that! Why is it so hard to believe that Madonna would have a personal blog? Rosie and other stars have one! Could it be that the blog was becoming too real for her Madgesty? Could it be that the blog was taking up too much of her precious time? Could it be that her Madgesty became tired of some of the "ventilators" ????

All I know is that the creator of the Mariah Carey dartboard and the Queen's English should be given more respect from Madonna fans.....You may not realize who you are insulting and degrading.

Have you noticed that the current posts have a different tone?

My Prayer

Secret Love

I have a secret that hundreds (maybe thousands) of people would like to know. I know the identity of the "Fake Madonna" blogger. I know the identity of "Mental Madge." I wonder how long the secret won't be "a secret any more."

http://madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com/