Hackers Have Infiltrated my Poll

Somehow, hackers have infiltrated my Poll on this blog....I know that there are not 500 people who hate Mediocre Travis. This may be a plot undertaken by our own Ms. Bitch to get even with her new enemy. I am saddened that the Trinity of Terror is no longer a united front. I suppose that when the poll is completed, I will have to honor my pledge to award the winner a tote bag. I will have to have a phone number and mailing address of the winner.

On a lighter note, M is in mourning these days. I read the Christopher C book and I have told M about its gory details....M is sad....M is mad.....M is taking a sabbatical from the blog.....M is really down in the dumps....Go to the M blog and let M know that you will not buy this book.....Let M know that you are supportive of M......

Telephone Lover

I have told you all before that every day of my life can be expressed by the lyrics of a Connie Francis song......I have departed from the original theme of this page for months since the feud with the infamous Trinity of Terror. I have decided to devote no more than one post per week to the sinister group from Down Under and Out West. I am not sure why people from New Zealand get so uptight! I do appreciate the fact that Alcina agrees with me about Obama---I love her artwork about Nobama!

For the past month or so, all that I have had in my life is a Telephone Lover. You see my Significant Other (SO) has been on the road 6 out of 7 days of the week. You see, my lover is in the entertainment business and is gone most of the time. I basically have a Telephone Lover. I am not sure what I should do......I am financially secure, but my work is sporadic. I may go a month or so without working and then work nonstop for 30 days in a row. We used to be really close but now I wonder.......All my dreams have faded away these days.....Some things remain the same though.....When I call my telephone lover, it is as if I am talking to a brick wall. I ask--"What are you doing at night after your work on the road" and I am told that my lover has only gone to church, or gone to a ball game, or gone to a show or gone to a club with friends......but then my friends tell me these vile stories and I do not know who to believe. When we are together, the uncomfortable silence is so loud these days. It seems that we have nothing in common except our joint ventures. It seems that I am beginning to see the picture and it is very clear what I must do.




I think I am going to take a trup to New York. I need to get away from this house......I think I am going to suprise my telephone lover with a visit! Shock and awe will ensue....If anything wrong is going on, I will discover it when I arrive. I think I may go to a Yankees game while I am there and take in a show or two. I want to go to my favorite pub there as well.

I think I will have to buy an extra ticket for my bird Sonny since I cannot bear for him to stay here alone......His cage will take up a seat so I suppose that is the price one must pay when one loves his pet bird.

I have had the worst luck today......This morning, I could not find my keys and I lost a credit card----so I had to cancel it! or I had to get one of my employees to cancel it! I ran into an old friend from college. I talked to Shirley Mae for some time about my Telephone Lover while we were eating sushi at a local bar. She told me that it did not seem like there was ever a time where we were happy or peaceful in ourrelationship. Shirley Mae told me that at this point that I had to really stop worrying about my mate and really dig deep and decide what is best for me and my bird......

Words to live by----My flight is in a hour orso...I will let you know in a few days hw things turn out!

Random Clips

In observance of the 4th of July



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Dedications

Dedicated to Travis from MS BITCH



Dedicated to Ms Bitch from TRAVIS



Dedicated to ALCINA (Keep up the fight against Obama!)


ALCINA

Random Act of Kindness

Surprise someone this week, with a gift, something you know they would love. You do not need to have a reason to give someone a present. The best gifts are the ones we never expected. Enjoy!

Suggestions for some of my fans

Mediocre Travis---Send Ms Bitch a love letter expressing your love to him---You know you are hot for him----Tell him how you feel---I suggest sending some flowers

MS Bitch---Your gift will be to be nice to Andy on the Madonna blog for one week

Alcina---You should leave a book on a table in McDonalds in a poor part of town.

M---You should give Guy some tonight---He deserves it.

A rod---Go back to your wife

A New Poll

In order to have a venue to vent my hatred of Barack Obama, I wanted to add his name to my poll. However, I had to delete the old poll in order to add his name! It seems that Mediocre Travis was not the winner of the last poll....I am not sure how I will send a tote bag to George W Bush, so I guess I will keep it myself! Plastic is tragic!

A new poll is now there---It will be hard to pick one person that you hate the most--I know!

Have you gone to the Madonna blog today?

I have not heard from the Trinity of Terror in some time....I wonder what evil they are up to. M told me that they posted something about my pet bird Sonny. I want to set the record straight by letting you know that Sunny is fine....He is downstairs as we speak sleeping..He is so sweet.....He told me NIGHT NIGHT when I put him to bed......He has not pooped on me for some time...He poops in the sink. He is so smart!

After love! After love! After love! After love!
Millions of people
Ligtht's
Believe
Strong Enough
Cher you rock my world
She is a woman of beaty
She live's her into the music
She rock's worlds
She makes people believe
She gave her life to fame
She gave it to public
Worlds have been lost in her
Wherever she may go
She will never sleep alone
Living people
Living heart's
Cher, i cannot tell you my story
Your music is still strong though you are a thousand miles away

CHER! ! ! ! The music is NO good without you! ! !

I see each life we lived pass before us
Ascending lifted sequences of Light
Up to the Stage Manager
Lifting our lives to the rhapsody of His Presence.

Do you not see
The cup of Wine you gave me
Rises out of its grave to follow Him?

As I kiss you
Water burns into Sunlight.
Knuckles contract and expand
Tomorrow ovens open
Their black mouths for us
But tonight we are married, pulse on pulse,
We quiver out of the blood Of His Arteries
We shiver out of the blood of His Wine.

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She's Back!

If you have noticed, M has returned to blogging! The Queen needed an outlet to relieve some stress due to A-rod, Guy, and all the rumors floating around about her divorce. M needs you to leave comments of encouragment. We need her to be on top of her game for the new tour!

My period of mourning is now over.....I have come to accept the Hillary will not be our next president here in America. It looks like I will be a McCain Democrat, though I am not happy with any of the candidates at this point.