Chain Reaction

All of these people dying here lately (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, the guy from the Oxyclean commercials Billy May) has really made me take stock and reevaluate things in my life.....It has made me wonder what would happen if Mediocre or Alcina or M or Sonny or even Ms Bitch died......I would feel so bad that I did not make peace with them before they passed.....so I start with an apology.

Mediocre Travis...I should not have told you that you blog was so lame in print even if I felt that way.....It was classless on my part and I am sorry.....You cannot help it that your blog is mediocre and that the blog that M use to compose was so superior. It is funny how my friend who use to do that blog got an email from someone just a few days ago from someone who offered him quite a bit of money to advertise on the M blog and to pay him money for the rights to it....not sure what he is going to do......

I feel so much better now.

My mother always told me that people died in threes.......Well since we are up to four---two more will pass....I wonder who they will be? I hope it is not someone with true talent like Barbra Streisand or Cher or Connie Francis....What would I do if my beloved Connie died?

DEDICATIONS

DEDICATED TO MS BITCH


DEDICATED TO ALCINA



DEDICATED TO REALLY MEDIOCRE TRAVIS




DEDICATED TO M





DEDICATED TO GUY




DEDICATED TO SONNY


For someone special

The Return of Alcina

I am so excited that both REALLY MEDIOCRE TRAVIS and ALCINA are back in my life. My long lost friends have returned. I sorely miss Ms. Bitch. I wonder what became of her? Maybe she finally went ahead and had that Sex Change Operation....Maybe she decided to end her life of prostitution.....Maybe she decided to become a nun.....Maybe she decided to come to America and look for me.....Maybe she decided to become a fluffer.....maybe she decided to go to school to become a librarian.

MS BITCH....WE miss YOU!

Travis....Travis...Where forth art thou Travis?

I have decided that now that I have a few weeks of vacation this summer (that is well deserved), I am going to fly to Australia in a few weeks. I will have to brush up on my Austrian language skills. It will be so hard to decide what Connie Francis songs I will download to my Iphone to listen to on the flight.

I know I am going to stay a couple of nights in Brisbane and a couple of nights in Sydney.

Travis....if you want to meet me the week of June 15th....Name the time and the place......

A Poem of Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0HYrwT9vBE'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/14/susan-boyle-britains-sing_n_186787.html

I am Back

My period of mourning is over.....I was unhappy that Hillary Clinton was defeated.....I was devastated that we elected Obama.....so I decided to not post for a while.....In fact, I vowed to never post again! But then I discovered that the Trinity of Terror had defamed the name of Susan Doyle.....and I had to return to my fans....The feud is back on!

Mediocre Travis mediocrity on his blog is subpar......His attempt to be mediocre is less than mediocre....It is unacceptable.....My farts have more taste than his latest blog entries. Alcina...no comment....and I have no idea what to say about Ms. Bitch.......

I have been crying for months.....but now I am am angry...angry that the Trinity of Terror has stooped to such a low level even for them......talking "smack" about Susan Boyle...The nerve......

Mental Madge----the so called fake author of the Madonna blog......told me about their posts and I had to respond even though the author of the Madonna blog refuses.....Mental Madge fears for her life.....It seems that some Iranian sheik or ayatollah has put a ransom on her head due to one of the posts she made way back when....She has gone into hiding.

Actually......I am mad at the bitch and have been really tempted to reveal the identity of this blogger......I doubt anyone cares anymore.

Susan Boyle

I have returned from the dead. The Trinity of Terror have reappeared in an attempt to thwart the ascension of Susan Boyle. They have succeeded in destroying their nemesis Mental Madge....they will not succeed in destroying Susan Boyle.

I love this woman!