Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Debbie!
This is one of the most bizarre clips that I have ever watched in my life!
Watching this reminded me of Tammy.......I could not find a decent clip from "Tammy and the Batchelor" so this will have to do.........
Then you have "What's the Matter with Helen?"
Unfortunately, the person who uploaded this hilarious clip won't let you embed it in my blog...so click on the link above to see Debbie Reynolds and Shelley Winters in this classic movie.
Who knew that Debbie could play the guitar? I think this is from her Singing Nun movie.
Speaking of Shelley Winters.........A Patch of Blue!
Watching this reminded me of Tammy.......I could not find a decent clip from "Tammy and the Batchelor" so this will have to do.........
Then you have "What's the Matter with Helen?"
Unfortunately, the person who uploaded this hilarious clip won't let you embed it in my blog...so click on the link above to see Debbie Reynolds and Shelley Winters in this classic movie.
Who knew that Debbie could play the guitar? I think this is from her Singing Nun movie.
Speaking of Shelley Winters.........A Patch of Blue!
Monday, November 26, 2007
The Crock Pot Story
A friend of mine told me this story a few days ago.......and I thought I would share it with you. I am not sure if it an urban legend....or if its really true......but I hope I do it justice. My friend told me that it is best told in first person.....so I will take on the role of the main character.
FOCUS..................
Fade.............
This story is sad, but true. You see, I was born in a very rural area in Appalachia. My family did not have a lot of money. My dad worked in the coal mines and my mom did laundry and sewed dresses for the more well-to-do families who lived in town. Our little town was a company town, and we were miles from a hospital. An hour or so away......
My mom was ironing Mrs. Settle's dress when she went into labor......eight weeks early! She had planned to go to my Grandmother's home in Charleston so that she would be minutes from the hospital. She had heard horror stories about giving birth at home. My mom did not want a midwife to deliver her child.
She went to our front porch and yelled for Stella Ruth Roane.......She screamed, "Stella.....I need a ride to the clinic!" Stella was hanging laundry out on the clothesline....Momma said she threw down the bras she had just washed on the wringer washer and ran over to help her out. Stella had a car......and Daddy was at work. Stella drove Momma over to Doc Brown's clinic. Momma told me that she was screaming so much in the waiting room that Nurse Beasley had to slap her! They got Momma back to the one of the two patient rooms in the small clinic. Momma said that she cussed my daddy left and right. "You asshole.....You'll pay for this.....sticking that rod of yours en me and making me pregnant. I ain't never gonna let you poke me again!"
Well......Doc Brown said there was no time to take Momma to the hospital. She'd never make it....so Nurse Beasley and Doc Brown somehow helped Momma deliver me....though they didn't have many modern medical conveniences. Now what? The ambulance would not be at the clinic for some time.......What would they do with me? The clinic did not have an incubator! All premature babies must be placed in an incubator! What were they going to do?
Well....it just so happened that Nurse Beasley had celebrated her 25th wedding anniversary a few days earlier......and her husband, Joe Bob Earl had given her a new present. A crock pot. She had cooked a beef roast in her new crock pot....and she had made some chili the day before. Nurse Beasley had this bright idea....Why not put me in a crock pot until the ambulance came? It came with a lid? They could put some water in the crock put and turn it down low....It would keep me warm until the ambulance came.
And that is what they did....They actually put me in a crock pot.
And somehow.....I survived...It worked. Nurse Beasley and Doctor Brown saved my momma and me.........but scars from this beginning of my life still haunt me.........
There is more to the story....but this brings back painful memories from my childhood. I might reveal more of the story later.
FOCUS..................
Fade.............
This story is sad, but true. You see, I was born in a very rural area in Appalachia. My family did not have a lot of money. My dad worked in the coal mines and my mom did laundry and sewed dresses for the more well-to-do families who lived in town. Our little town was a company town, and we were miles from a hospital. An hour or so away......
My mom was ironing Mrs. Settle's dress when she went into labor......eight weeks early! She had planned to go to my Grandmother's home in Charleston so that she would be minutes from the hospital. She had heard horror stories about giving birth at home. My mom did not want a midwife to deliver her child.
She went to our front porch and yelled for Stella Ruth Roane.......She screamed, "Stella.....I need a ride to the clinic!" Stella was hanging laundry out on the clothesline....Momma said she threw down the bras she had just washed on the wringer washer and ran over to help her out. Stella had a car......and Daddy was at work. Stella drove Momma over to Doc Brown's clinic. Momma told me that she was screaming so much in the waiting room that Nurse Beasley had to slap her! They got Momma back to the one of the two patient rooms in the small clinic. Momma said that she cussed my daddy left and right. "You asshole.....You'll pay for this.....sticking that rod of yours en me and making me pregnant. I ain't never gonna let you poke me again!"
Well......Doc Brown said there was no time to take Momma to the hospital. She'd never make it....so Nurse Beasley and Doc Brown somehow helped Momma deliver me....though they didn't have many modern medical conveniences. Now what? The ambulance would not be at the clinic for some time.......What would they do with me? The clinic did not have an incubator! All premature babies must be placed in an incubator! What were they going to do?
Well....it just so happened that Nurse Beasley had celebrated her 25th wedding anniversary a few days earlier......and her husband, Joe Bob Earl had given her a new present. A crock pot. She had cooked a beef roast in her new crock pot....and she had made some chili the day before. Nurse Beasley had this bright idea....Why not put me in a crock pot until the ambulance came? It came with a lid? They could put some water in the crock put and turn it down low....It would keep me warm until the ambulance came.
And that is what they did....They actually put me in a crock pot.
And somehow.....I survived...It worked. Nurse Beasley and Doctor Brown saved my momma and me.........but scars from this beginning of my life still haunt me.........
There is more to the story....but this brings back painful memories from my childhood. I might reveal more of the story later.
Homework
This weekend has been really hectic. I have been busy, busy, busy! I have neglected my blog today.....Sorry! The daughter of one of my friends needed help on a school project. It seems that my circle of friends have discovered that I am great with school projects....and when I help their kids...they always get A's! So.....being the nice person that I am....get suckered into helping yet another child of a good friend for a project.
She had to complete a project about a disease that is associated with the muscular system. My first thought......Pride of the Yankees...Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig's disease. So we work together and get some information together about Lou Gehrig's disease.
I was shocked about the history, signs, and symptoms of ALS. I knew there was still no cure for this disease.....but I did not realize that ALS was first diagnosed back in the late 1800's! I also did not realize how many people this disease affected.
I hope Tiffany learned as much about ALS as I did. I did not realize that approximately 5,600 people in the U.S.are diagnosed with ALS each year. The incidence of ALS (two per 100,000 people) is five times higher than Huntington's disease and about equal to multiple sclerosis. It is estimated that as many as 30,000 Americans may have the disease at any given time. I plan to donate some money this year to the ALS Association. Most of our research was conducted at their web site: http://www.alsa.org/ I would suggest that you check out their web site and consider making a small donation.
Tiffany and I created a Powerpoint presentation using a clip from Lou Gehrig's farewell speech at Yankee Stadium, facts from the ALS Association web site, and other useful information we learned. She had never used Powerpoint before, so I was glad to assist.
It made me feel thankful for my good health. I don't have high blood pressure, diabetes, or heart disease. I could lose a few pounds, but I am in great health. I am very lucky. I need to eat a more healthy diet. I wish I could be a vegetarian, but I love meat too much. I have lost about 30 pounds since this summer by only eating beef or pork once a week. I eat chicken, fish, and turkey any time I want.....but I try to only eat beef and pork once a week. I need to eat more fruit and vegetables. It sure is hard to eat vegetables this time of the year.....When you have the choice between a salad and a piece of pumpkin pie, Pumpkin Pie wins every time! If I have the choice between a vegetable medley and Thanksgiving stuffing, I will choose the stuffing! I am so bad!
Still no word about the odd posts on the Trinity of Terror web sites. I have decided that they must be involved in some MMAA initation rite and that the person in the picture is their cult leader. To be honest, I am uninterested in what they are doing at this point. I am refocusing my inner self....and I hope to be more positive....to be more thankful....to be more with it.
To the individual thus enlightened it appears as a vivid and overwhelming certainty that the universe, precisely as it is at this moment, as a whole and in every one of its parts, is so completely right as to need no explanation or justification beyond what it simply is....the mind is so wonder-struck at the self-evident and self-sufficient fitness of things as they are, including what would ordinarily be thought the very worst, that it cannot find any word strong enough to express the perfection and beauty of the experience...The central core of the experience seems to be the conviction, or insight, that the immediate now, whatever its nature, is the goal and fulfillment of all living.
She had to complete a project about a disease that is associated with the muscular system. My first thought......Pride of the Yankees...Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig's disease. So we work together and get some information together about Lou Gehrig's disease.
I was shocked about the history, signs, and symptoms of ALS. I knew there was still no cure for this disease.....but I did not realize that ALS was first diagnosed back in the late 1800's! I also did not realize how many people this disease affected.
I hope Tiffany learned as much about ALS as I did. I did not realize that approximately 5,600 people in the U.S.are diagnosed with ALS each year. The incidence of ALS (two per 100,000 people) is five times higher than Huntington's disease and about equal to multiple sclerosis. It is estimated that as many as 30,000 Americans may have the disease at any given time. I plan to donate some money this year to the ALS Association. Most of our research was conducted at their web site: http://www.alsa.org/ I would suggest that you check out their web site and consider making a small donation.
Tiffany and I created a Powerpoint presentation using a clip from Lou Gehrig's farewell speech at Yankee Stadium, facts from the ALS Association web site, and other useful information we learned. She had never used Powerpoint before, so I was glad to assist.
It made me feel thankful for my good health. I don't have high blood pressure, diabetes, or heart disease. I could lose a few pounds, but I am in great health. I am very lucky. I need to eat a more healthy diet. I wish I could be a vegetarian, but I love meat too much. I have lost about 30 pounds since this summer by only eating beef or pork once a week. I eat chicken, fish, and turkey any time I want.....but I try to only eat beef and pork once a week. I need to eat more fruit and vegetables. It sure is hard to eat vegetables this time of the year.....When you have the choice between a salad and a piece of pumpkin pie, Pumpkin Pie wins every time! If I have the choice between a vegetable medley and Thanksgiving stuffing, I will choose the stuffing! I am so bad!
Still no word about the odd posts on the Trinity of Terror web sites. I have decided that they must be involved in some MMAA initation rite and that the person in the picture is their cult leader. To be honest, I am uninterested in what they are doing at this point. I am refocusing my inner self....and I hope to be more positive....to be more thankful....to be more with it.
To the individual thus enlightened it appears as a vivid and overwhelming certainty that the universe, precisely as it is at this moment, as a whole and in every one of its parts, is so completely right as to need no explanation or justification beyond what it simply is....the mind is so wonder-struck at the self-evident and self-sufficient fitness of things as they are, including what would ordinarily be thought the very worst, that it cannot find any word strong enough to express the perfection and beauty of the experience...The central core of the experience seems to be the conviction, or insight, that the immediate now, whatever its nature, is the goal and fulfillment of all living.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
I am Thankful
My parents are senior citizens and I am thankful they are both still alive and well. But so many relatives in my family are dead....and I think it is all because they smoked. My mon is the youngest in her family and her oldest sister (who is almost 86) is still alive. Neither of them ever smoked. All of their other brothers and sisters did....and they all died young. All of them smoked and died from either a heart attack or lung disease. Such a waste! I always feel grateful (and yet sad) when I get to spend Christmas and the other holidays with both of my parents. My first cousins are not so lucky.....They have not had a father for almost 20 years! I cannot imagine how I would have handled losing a parent at such a young age!
I know we all have our addictions. I am addicted to Massiel, the Internet, and food. There I will admit it....I love to eat! I am just thankful that I have never had to deal with the addiction of smoking cigarettes. I am not being judgmental or anything, but I have seen first hand how it has affected so many close relatives in my family.
Only one person in my immediate family (an in-law) smokes...and I am so worried. I don't want my little niece and nephew to not have a mother. I don't understand the addiction---I wish I knew how to help her stop!
I know we all have our addictions. I am addicted to Massiel, the Internet, and food. There I will admit it....I love to eat! I am just thankful that I have never had to deal with the addiction of smoking cigarettes. I am not being judgmental or anything, but I have seen first hand how it has affected so many close relatives in my family.
Only one person in my immediate family (an in-law) smokes...and I am so worried. I don't want my little niece and nephew to not have a mother. I don't understand the addiction---I wish I knew how to help her stop!
Giving Thanks
I am thankful for many things............but today I am thankful for Paula Deen. I love her!
This weekend, we had one of Paula's desserts from one of her cookbooks......Oh my god! It was pure sin!!!!!!
This weekend, we had one of Paula's desserts from one of her cookbooks......Oh my god! It was pure sin!!!!!!
A New Dedication to the Trilogy of Terror
I could not resist but posting one more dedication to the Trilogy of Terror!
Someone Who Needs Me
I know the Trilogy of Terror seem to think that I need help, but what is up with them this weekend? All three of them have this picture posted on their web page. Did he die or something? Is he some artistic influence? Strange things are occuring. "There's something rotten in the state of Denmark!"
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Leaving on A Jet Plane
I am about to pack and leave to go "home for the holidays." I will not have any new posts until Saturday. I wish all of you a Happy Thanksgiving! Don't eat too much ham and turkey!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Brand New Me
You see things; and you say "Why?"
But I dream things that never were;
and I say "Why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw
In the last couple of days, I have taken stock of who I am and who I want to be. The focus of my blog for the past few weeks has been strictly on the Trinity of Terror. It is my goal to present the truth with love. I have not been accomplishing that goal here lately. I have always been of the opinion that karma is a vital part of our universe. Karma is the law that good begets good, and bad begets bad. Every action, thought, or decision one makes has consequences – good or bad – that will return to each person in the present life, or in one yet to come. We should love one another in order to remove chaos from the world.
I have decided that too much pettiness and too much ill will has filled my psyche. I have discovered that instead of light and love emanating from my soul, a stream of ill will and bad vibes have been broadcasted. I recently read this inspiring article: http://en.fgulen.com/content/view/1746/10/.
F. Gulen has these inspiring words:
"Love is an elixir; a human lives with love, is made happy by love and makes those around him or her happy with love. In the vocabulary of humanity, love is life; we feel and sense each other with love. God Almighty has not created a stronger relation than love, this chain that binds humans one to another. In fact, the Earth is nothing but a ruin without love to keep it fresh and alive. Jinn and humans have sultans; bees, ants and termites have their queens; for each of these there is a throne. Kings and queens are come to power in different ways, and then they ascend their thrones. Love is the sultan that reigns on the throne of our hearts, with no power strugle being involved. The tongue and lips, the eyes and the ears only have a value as long as they carry the flag of love, yet love is only valuable in and of itself. The heart, the pavilion of love, is priceless because of the love it carries. Castles can be conquered without bloodshed merely by waving flags of love in front of them. Sultans become soldiers of affection when conquered by the soldiers of love.
We have been brought up in an atmosphere in which the victories of love are in our eyes and the sound of the drums of love resounds in our hearts. Our hearts beat with excitement when we see the flag of love waving. We have become so intertwined with love that our lives become purely dependent on love, and we dedicate our souls to it. When we live, we live with love, and when we die, we die with love. In every breath, we feel it with our whole existence; it is our warmth in the cold, and our oasis in the heat.
In this over-polluted world, where evil is everywhere, if there is something that has been left untouched and clean, that is love; among all the fading ornaments of this life, if there is a beauty that has preserved its magnificence and charm without fading, that is also love. There is nothing more real or more lasting than love in any nation or society in this world. Wherever the sound of love, softer and warmer than a lullaby, is heard, all other voices, all instruments, are muted, and they all join together in a contemplation of silence with their most melodic strains."
THEREFORE, I have decided to set a different tone for my blog. You will have to read posts in the coming weeks to see what I am going to set out to accomplish. Since I will be out of town until Saturday, feel free to enjoy "the old".....because I am bringing in the new very soon.Today, I will post my last dedication to Alcina, Mediocre Travis, and Ms Bitch for this month. Who knows.....I may dedicate something to them next month or next year. We will see since I am now on a new path.
I leave you with these words from the poet and Shining Star:
There are too many questions
There is not one solution
There is no resurrection
There is so much confusion
And the love profusion
You make me feel
You make me know
And the love vibration
You make me feel
You make it shine
There are too many options
There is no consolation
I have lost my illusions
What I want is an explanation
And the love profusion
You make me feel
You make me know
And the love direction
You make me feel
You make me shine
You make me feel
You make me shine
You make me feel
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
There is no comprehension
There is real isolation
There is so much destruction
What I want is a celebration
And I know I can feel bad
When I get in a bad mood
And the world can look so sad
Only you make me feel good
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
And the love profusion
You make me feel
You make me know
And the love intention
You make me feel
You make me shine
You make me feel
You make me shine
You make me feel
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
I got you under my skin
And I know I can feel bad
When I get in a bad mood
And the world can look so sad
Only you make me feel good
Monday, November 19, 2007
Thanksgiving
I will not have Internet access from Wed. until Sat.....so there will not be any new posts on my blog during that time period. I will have five glorious days of vacation time! YAH!
Wanted you all to know ahead of time!
Wanted you all to know ahead of time!
A Note to Alcina
Alcina recently posted this on her blog:
Mental Madge is going to hate me for writing this post. He doesn't like it when people tell the truth. Actually it makes him quite angry when people refuse to go along with his lies and games.
If he had been straight with us from the start, when he first created the Connie Francis blog, then I would never have taken it this far. In the beginning, he could have said to us plain and simple; yes, you're right, I am writing the Madonna blog, but because of my job it's important that I keep my identity private. I'd just like to get to know some of you outside of the Madonna blog.
That would have been the best way to handle it. Then I would have respected his need for privacy and gotten to know him on the Connie Francis blog as himself. Yet instead of treating us like intelligent human beings, he chose to go down the low road and layer lie after lie on top of lies. He treated us all like a bunch of imbeciles who weren't smart enough to figure it out.
I know who you are Mental Madge/Crusty Connie. Now I know your motivation for lying is based more on fear of your identity being made public than anything else, and I understand why. When you first revealed yourself on the Madonna blog, a lot of people were very angry with you. The media was even contacting you for interviews. You made it quite clear you didn't want to be famous.
Now I have to decide whether I should out you or not. At first I was just going to lay it out for all to see, but then I decided to give it some more thought. Yet there's no doubt in my mind that I have uncovered your TRUE identity.
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My response is basically this....I am not M or Mental Madge. This is the only blog that I write. That is all I have to say about the matter.
Mental Madge is going to hate me for writing this post. He doesn't like it when people tell the truth. Actually it makes him quite angry when people refuse to go along with his lies and games.
If he had been straight with us from the start, when he first created the Connie Francis blog, then I would never have taken it this far. In the beginning, he could have said to us plain and simple; yes, you're right, I am writing the Madonna blog, but because of my job it's important that I keep my identity private. I'd just like to get to know some of you outside of the Madonna blog.
That would have been the best way to handle it. Then I would have respected his need for privacy and gotten to know him on the Connie Francis blog as himself. Yet instead of treating us like intelligent human beings, he chose to go down the low road and layer lie after lie on top of lies. He treated us all like a bunch of imbeciles who weren't smart enough to figure it out.
I know who you are Mental Madge/Crusty Connie. Now I know your motivation for lying is based more on fear of your identity being made public than anything else, and I understand why. When you first revealed yourself on the Madonna blog, a lot of people were very angry with you. The media was even contacting you for interviews. You made it quite clear you didn't want to be famous.
Now I have to decide whether I should out you or not. At first I was just going to lay it out for all to see, but then I decided to give it some more thought. Yet there's no doubt in my mind that I have uncovered your TRUE identity.
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My response is basically this....I am not M or Mental Madge. This is the only blog that I write. That is all I have to say about the matter.
A Retraction
I am sad to report that Mediocre Travis has informed me that he did not send me an email. I am disappointed, but I now accept the fact that someone played a trick on me. Since I am about the truth, I wanted all of you to know.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Apology Accepted
Alcina.....apology accepted! You should not delete your blog, just go to the template that you are using and choose a different template......or I suppose that you could do as M has done and go to Wordpress. I have to admit that I had never heard of the PostSecret site ( http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ that you have linked on your blog until I can across your site. That is one of the most interesting web sites I have seen in a long, long time.
However, I am very upset at Mediocre Travis. I apologize up front for the language.....I don't use such vile words as he does.......but here is what he posted on his blog:
However, I am very upset at Mediocre Travis. I apologize up front for the language.....I don't use such vile words as he does.......but here is what he posted on his blog:
- Alcina has unearthed definitive proof that Crusty Connie is indeed Mental Madge. So the sham, as far as I'm concerned is well and truly over. As always, I would have had a glimmer of respect for Connie, if he just had of admitted to it in the first place, instead of telling countless lies in an attempt to fool more people. Despite his many pleas to believe that he isn't and never has been Mental Madge, he's been outed as a ever bigger fake, if indeed that is possible! A fraudulent, lying sack of shit! Not all of us are suckers, Crusty, I always believed you were one and the same, swaying only slightly because you didn't seem as stupid Mental Madge, but obviously you are, or you would have covered your tracks better.Crusty Connie, if you read this, get help. You really do need it. Your unbalanced, unhealthy and certifiable. If you weren't such a good for nothing liar, I would feel sorry for you. I have heard from Alcina and Ms Bitch that you are saying that I sent you an email to apologise to you! As if that would happen!, I can think of nothing that I wouldn't do more. Fess up, or shut up.
- All the details are on Alcina's latest blog entry! If you can't read the entry, read the comments where it is posted again, or click the mail symbol and you can read it.And not to be too particular, Ms Bitch, but I think that if he hated you more, you would have ended up with your own death curse!!!! I win, he hates me more! LOL. But then again, you only hate the ones you love, so perhaps he loves me more! I don't know. Who can work out how the mind of the deluded works.
- Well said, again! I have to be completely honest. I broke the rules and visited Crusty's blog to see the response. Predictable as always. More denial and lies. It's so ridiculous. I refused to leave a comment, even though I wanted to throw insults again. So I'll see you at the MMAA meetings? It's been so lonely going to the meetings all by myself!
- Good detective work!!!!It's so nice to finally have proof and feel vindicated in our fued with Crusty Connie. I can't believe that the evidence was so easily accessable the whole time! I didn't even think to look.I'm starting to really think that the whole person, that is Mental Madge, Crusty and all the other personalities really has deep social or mental health issues! To spend so much time lying, playing mind games, it's actually quite sad, not to mention extremely pathetic.I was saying to Paul the other night on the phone, that I couldn't understand why someone would spend so much time denying that they were Mental Madge, if it was true that they weren't.He'll just deny it again, but it's too late for his usual lies, there is proof now.
All I have to say to MT is this.....
- You have the right to choose whether you believe that M's blog is real or not.
- You have the right to believe I am M. (which I am not).
- You have the right to believe that Crusty Connie and Mental Madge are two different people (which we are--I suppose--if you use those terrible labels) or the right to believe we are the same person.
All I can say is that I am my own person. I only write one blog---this one!
I don't have anything to say to Ms Bitch at this time....she has been unusually quiet here lately!
Lack of Evidence
For some time now, the Trinity of Terror have thought that I was their foe "Mental Madge." I had thought that this issue had been resolved by them long ago....but now this new "evidence" has been discoverered by Alcina.....You can read their "evidence" on this following posts:
http://alcina-mythoughts.blogspot.com/2007/11/charade-is-over.html
http://mediocretravis.blogspot.com/2007/11/alcina-outs-crusty-connie.html
Alcina has now gone so far as to remove me from her blog roll...I am so disappointed and hurt!
I freely admit that I was asked at times to promote M's blog when it was in its infancy.......and I posted those comments under my nonpersonal user name.....If you look hard enough, I posted some things for M's blog on several message boards. I imagine you can easily find them....I think I posted one on a Dave Barry message board in Miami as well.
You can believe what you want to believe...but I have only these comments:
1. Your evidence is a form of hearsay and would probably be inadmissible in court. It would also violate the Best Evidence rule since you would have to have evidence from the owner of the web site or server to prove the authorship of those posts. It would be hard to prove in court that even though I freely admit to having a user name suxmariahsux, anyone could create the same user name and post items.
2. Since I was out of town for the last 24 hours, how could I have made any M posts?
3. I cannot be in two places at once. How could there be posts on my blog and at the M blog at the same time? If you look at both of the blogs, there is at least one time when 2 items were posted at identical times on the same day. Impossible for one person to do on the same computer at the same time.
4. Your evidence is circumstantial at best.....and your evidence does not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I am indeed M.
Anyway.......though I thought this subject was resolved weeks ago...I will reiterate the facts:
1. I am not M.
2. I am not Mental Madge.
3. I know M very well, but we are two totally different people.
I will end with this last vow.....promise...oath
If M and I are the same person, may these following things happen:
I have to now unpack, do laundry, and catch up on some things. I had a great visit with my family. I ate too much....especially birthday cake! It is good to be back home though. Enjoy the rest of your weekend! I plan to post four dedications tonight----one for Mediocre Travis, one for Ms. Bitch, one for Alcina, and one for someone else.
Oh---BTW---before I go...............Ms. Bitch, I do not hate you the most........In fact, of the three members of the Trinity of Terror, you intrigue me the most. I am not about hate anyway......I am about the truth....and I truly stand by it. I truthfully attest that I am not M or Mental Madge or anyone else. I am just me.....your sweet "Crust Connie"
http://alcina-mythoughts.blogspot.com/2007/11/charade-is-over.html
http://mediocretravis.blogspot.com/2007/11/alcina-outs-crusty-connie.html
Alcina has now gone so far as to remove me from her blog roll...I am so disappointed and hurt!
I freely admit that I was asked at times to promote M's blog when it was in its infancy.......and I posted those comments under my nonpersonal user name.....If you look hard enough, I posted some things for M's blog on several message boards. I imagine you can easily find them....I think I posted one on a Dave Barry message board in Miami as well.
You can believe what you want to believe...but I have only these comments:
1. Your evidence is a form of hearsay and would probably be inadmissible in court. It would also violate the Best Evidence rule since you would have to have evidence from the owner of the web site or server to prove the authorship of those posts. It would be hard to prove in court that even though I freely admit to having a user name suxmariahsux, anyone could create the same user name and post items.
2. Since I was out of town for the last 24 hours, how could I have made any M posts?
3. I cannot be in two places at once. How could there be posts on my blog and at the M blog at the same time? If you look at both of the blogs, there is at least one time when 2 items were posted at identical times on the same day. Impossible for one person to do on the same computer at the same time.
4. Your evidence is circumstantial at best.....and your evidence does not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I am indeed M.
Anyway.......though I thought this subject was resolved weeks ago...I will reiterate the facts:
1. I am not M.
2. I am not Mental Madge.
3. I know M very well, but we are two totally different people.
I will end with this last vow.....promise...oath
If M and I are the same person, may these following things happen:
- May Connie Francis die a vicious and cruel death.
- May Mariah Carey become the #1 singer of all time.
- May a Mariah Carey song become the National Anthem of the US, Great Britian, and Australia.
- May my blog be closed down forever.
- May my bird die in a violent ceiling fan accident.
- May I be forced to watch Glitter for eternity.
- May I be forced to live under a George Bush presidency forever
- May I be forced to live with Andy from the M blog.
- May I be forced to listen to Slim Whitman albums while I work.
- May I be forced to never post dedications to anyone ever again.
- May I be forced to eat my bird's poo poo
I have to now unpack, do laundry, and catch up on some things. I had a great visit with my family. I ate too much....especially birthday cake! It is good to be back home though. Enjoy the rest of your weekend! I plan to post four dedications tonight----one for Mediocre Travis, one for Ms. Bitch, one for Alcina, and one for someone else.
Oh---BTW---before I go...............Ms. Bitch, I do not hate you the most........In fact, of the three members of the Trinity of Terror, you intrigue me the most. I am not about hate anyway......I am about the truth....and I truly stand by it. I truthfully attest that I am not M or Mental Madge or anyone else. I am just me.....your sweet "Crust Connie"
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Tiny Tim!
I have to go to bed---but I did a Youtube search for I GOT YOU BABE........and found this horrid version sung by TINY TIM! This is probably the worst cover version ever.......I thought the ones I listed on my list earlier were bad, but this takes the cake!
TIPTOE through the TULIPS
DO YOU THINK IM SEXY? TINY TIM????? OH MY GOD!
LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT
Some Australian song called Snake Gully Swagger........never heard of it......and he does not do that wierd thing with his voice in this clap........He almost tries to sing in normal....at least as normal as Tiny Tim can do.
and last---BING CROSBY.......BOBBIE GENTRY........and TINY TIM????
TIPTOE through the TULIPS
DO YOU THINK IM SEXY? TINY TIM????? OH MY GOD!
LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT
Some Australian song called Snake Gully Swagger........never heard of it......and he does not do that wierd thing with his voice in this clap........He almost tries to sing in normal....at least as normal as Tiny Tim can do.
and last---BING CROSBY.......BOBBIE GENTRY........and TINY TIM????
Cher!
I found this funny clip of Cher singing Rhinestone Cowboy..........and she sings Connie's MAMA.....these songs are so funny!
ITALIAN CHER!!! Cher sings in Italian!
HALF BREED----CHER---on a horse----HALF BREED---an Indian outfit---Clasic!
I GOT YOU BABE!!!! SONNY and CHER on Hullabaloo
ITALIAN CHER!!! Cher sings in Italian!
HALF BREED----CHER---on a horse----HALF BREED---an Indian outfit---Clasic!
I GOT YOU BABE!!!! SONNY and CHER on Hullabaloo
Mama
I am going to bed........I am going to see "Mama" tomorrow....See you all Sunday (if I get back in time to blog)........otherwise there may not be a post until Monday....especially if I eat too much of my Mama's cooking!
CONNIE--sings MAMA!
CONNIE
CONNIE CONNIE CONNIE!
This version is OK...........You might like their version!
CONNIE--sings MAMA!
CONNIE
CONNIE CONNIE CONNIE!
This version is OK...........You might like their version!
One of my Birthday Presents!
I received several birthday presents this week.........but the coolest was Season 1 and 2 of "I Love Lucy" on DVD. I love Lucy! Some of my favorite episodes are on these DVD collections.........However, it doesn't contain on of my top 5 episodes from ILL!
#1 The Chocolate Factory Episode
#2 Vitameatavegamin
#3 Bitter Grapes (not on my DVDs :( )
#4 The Freezer Episode
#5 Pioneer Women
HONORABLE MENTION............I always loved the Tallulah Bankhead episodes.........I also loved Tallulah in "Lifeboat", the Hitchcock classic...
I think these are actually from the Luci-Desi Comedy Hour specials.....
#1 The Chocolate Factory Episode
#2 Vitameatavegamin
#3 Bitter Grapes (not on my DVDs :( )
#4 The Freezer Episode
#5 Pioneer Women
HONORABLE MENTION............I always loved the Tallulah Bankhead episodes.........I also loved Tallulah in "Lifeboat", the Hitchcock classic...
I think these are actually from the Luci-Desi Comedy Hour specials.....
Friday, November 16, 2007
I Love MC Escher
I am about to go to bed.........and then I am not going to be a "mediocre uncle", I will be an exceptional uncle this weekend. I am going home to visit my family............who live on a farm..........with dial-up internet! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even bother trying to do anything on the Internet when I visit my parents, so no new posts from me until sometime Sunday. I know Mediocre Travis and others will be disappointed, but I will leave some cool things for you to read and watch before I go to bed tonight.
I have always loved the artwork of MC Escher. He was inspired by the mosaics he found at Alhambra in Spain.......The artwork was from the time of the Moors in Spain. I would love to visit that site, but that is a different story! Here are some interesting clips about Escher:
I have always loved the artwork of MC Escher. He was inspired by the mosaics he found at Alhambra in Spain.......The artwork was from the time of the Moors in Spain. I would love to visit that site, but that is a different story! Here are some interesting clips about Escher:
Are MT and Ms. Bitch the same person?
Ms. Bitch recently left me this comment:
"travis never sent you any email!! i should know!!"
This has really got me to thinking.......Are they the same person? Is the Trinity of Terror really the Duo of Terror? or the Terror Duet? I wonder...........Maybe Ms. Bitch is the alter ego of Mediocre Travis?
Ms. Bitch has grown on me............I hate to admit it.......Your rants are entertaining, even when they are aimed at me......but if Ms Bitch is really Mediocre Travis, then I don't know what to think!
"travis never sent you any email!! i should know!!"
This has really got me to thinking.......Are they the same person? Is the Trinity of Terror really the Duo of Terror? or the Terror Duet? I wonder...........Maybe Ms. Bitch is the alter ego of Mediocre Travis?
Ms. Bitch has grown on me............I hate to admit it.......Your rants are entertaining, even when they are aimed at me......but if Ms Bitch is really Mediocre Travis, then I don't know what to think!
Dedicated to Mediocre Travis (or This Bitch is Crazy!)
I have not seen anything this entertaining in years....Enjoy! :)
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Under the Weather
I'm under the weather...I have a head cold...and all I feel like doing is sleep....take a nap...and get more sleep. Don't really feel like blogging today....and I am in a meeting tomorrow until late Friday night. I imagine I will not have another post until Saturday. I suppose Ms Bitch or MT sent a curse of their own my way.....hehe!
This has been one heck of a day...I feel like crap and to top it off...it's my birthday! I took off work early and now I am about to go to bed.
I am proud to report that MT sent me an email today that expresses his deepest regrets for the insults that he has hurled at me lately. He reports that he is ending his participation in the MMAA group. I was so excited when I got the email.....I hope it really was from him...since there is no email address on his blog. MEDIOCRE TRAVIS.......I accept your apology and hope that we can start anew...If I have insulted you in any way, it was unintentional. I forgive you....All is forgiven.
Now me and Ms. Bitch---that is a different story! But I digress....about to take a sleeping pill and some cold medicine. In the words of Britney Spears...."Night ya'll!"
This has been one heck of a day...I feel like crap and to top it off...it's my birthday! I took off work early and now I am about to go to bed.
I am proud to report that MT sent me an email today that expresses his deepest regrets for the insults that he has hurled at me lately. He reports that he is ending his participation in the MMAA group. I was so excited when I got the email.....I hope it really was from him...since there is no email address on his blog. MEDIOCRE TRAVIS.......I accept your apology and hope that we can start anew...If I have insulted you in any way, it was unintentional. I forgive you....All is forgiven.
Now me and Ms. Bitch---that is a different story! But I digress....about to take a sleeping pill and some cold medicine. In the words of Britney Spears...."Night ya'll!"
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Mediocre Travis and Ms Bitch Prepare for their Punishment!
I hear that MT and MB are on Santa's Naughty list....Here is a picture of them preparing for their punishment....They have been bad boys! (or bad girls....or bad bitches...whatever the case may be!)
My Response to Mediocre Travis
TRAVIS: "And I stand by the insults that are listed. They are incredible harsh, but I would say them all again. LOL. Perhaps my blog name should be Ms Bitch! I don't feel bad, especially considering the amount of hate mail I am receiving from Connie and the Cronies. Transparent y'all."
RESPONSE:
RESPONSE:
- I am saddened that you still stand by the insults you have hurled.
- I have never sent you hate mail.
- I don't have any cronies or alter-egos.
- This is the only blog in which I write.
- I think a more appropriate name for your blog name is Ms. N. Formed!
I still think it is funny that I have riled part of the "Trinity of Terror" by merely posting a famous scene from Macbeth.
I Love Sally Jessy Raphael's Glasses!
Sally! Sally! Sally! and those big glasses!
I love Sally!
This is funny!
Sally--Sally!
I love Sally!
This is funny!
Sally--Sally!
Free Speech
I am all about free speech. If you want to comment on my blog, you may comment all you want. I can take it. Many bloggers (including M on) approve all comments on their blog. What's up with that?
Just the other day, M told me what pleasure M gets when Ms Bitch leaves comments...A sense of euphoria overcomes M every time M pushes the DELETE button. M has done this now for almost two years!!! M is a riot! M reports that Ms. Bitch has left nasty comments for almost two years and that thousands of comments have been deleted in that time.
For once, I disagree with M....M should allow all to comment on the Madonna blog. I think Ms Bitch is funny......I am growing to tolerate you more and more. Someday, I may even like you! I still have not learned from Ms Bitch if that is really her on the video that was posted on Mediocre Travis' blog.
Just the other day, M told me what pleasure M gets when Ms Bitch leaves comments...A sense of euphoria overcomes M every time M pushes the DELETE button. M has done this now for almost two years!!! M is a riot! M reports that Ms. Bitch has left nasty comments for almost two years and that thousands of comments have been deleted in that time.
For once, I disagree with M....M should allow all to comment on the Madonna blog. I think Ms Bitch is funny......I am growing to tolerate you more and more. Someday, I may even like you! I still have not learned from Ms Bitch if that is really her on the video that was posted on Mediocre Travis' blog.
My Name is Not.......
- My name is not Susan.
- My name is not Mental Madge.
- My name is not Crusty.
- My name is not Holly.
- My name is not Andy.
- My name is not Sybil.
- My name is not M.
- My name is not Marie.
- My name is not Nikki Finn.
- My name is not Dear Jesse.
- My name is __ __ ___ ___ ___ ____
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The Mediocrity Principle
The mediocrity principle is the notion in the philosophy of science that there is nothing special about humans or the Earth. It is a Copernican principle, used either as a heuristic about Earth's position or a philosophical statement about the place of humanity. The mediocrity principle is further boosted by:
Fossil evidence supported by genetics concluding that all humans have a common ancestor about 100,000 years ago and that they share a common ancestor with chimpanzees about six million years ago. Therefore humans are part of the biosphere, not above it or unique to it.- Humans share about 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees. Chimpanzees have actually undergone more genetic change than humans[1].
- The answering of Schrödinger's question What is Life? through the discovery of the double-helix structure of DNA and the reduction of life to organic chemistry, negating the vitalism of previous centuries.
- Edwin Hubble discovered the universe is a lot larger than humans first thought and James Hutton discovered the Earth is a lot older. The Hubble Deep Field is a long exposure of thousands of galaxies, making it one of the best pictorial representations of the principle of mediocrity.
Nasty Things MT has said about me
- Karma's a bitch! Are you sure it's the other people that are the problem? Are you a dream date yourself? One would imagine, not-so-much. Going on about Connie Francis, La La La and dedicating songs to your date on the jukebox. Wearing a mask because you couldn't possibly let your date know "who" you are!No, but surely it's them that is at fault. Your a catch!
- If there is something you want to say, then say it. But stop wasting my and everybody else's time.I'm not that interested.
- Are you the old hag dressed all in black in the first video? That was the closest guess I could come up with.I'm sure it was just a character in disguise, because you wouldn't want to show your real face, given "who you are". LOL, get over yourself!None of us care THAT much.
- I'M THANKFUL YOUR BIRD SHIT ON YOU! I WOULD TOO, IF GIVEN THE CHANCE!!!!!!
- I'm sure enough people dislike you in your real life, assuming you have one!. I've had enough. Your more negative than the Mental Madge that you claim to not be, repeatedly!You can get fucked.
- Is this why you wanted us to visit your blog again. To be a patronising bitch? Gee, was it really worth it?
- Fake signs quite suit a fake blog.
- Put down the Peanut Butter Cups, they won't bring you happiness, and they won't respect you in the morning.... But then, neither would I!!!!!
- I believe, Crusty Connie, that sharing a love for a common movie is not enough to ensure a healthy marriage! Unless you are rich, in which case, you should fly me (first class) to your country of origin, where I can attempt to ignore you in person, whilst shopping up a storm on your credit card and you try to play lame mind games.
- ConnieSneaky con artist,Lecturing, lying, bloggingUnable to grasp reality,Crap
- I'm not that interested.
- I've said it once Crusty Connie, but I'll say it again. I'm not interested in playing games, following clues, or fucking around.
- I’m reinstating MMAA, and the personal ban on this idiot’s blog,
- As Divine's character said in Hairspray, “If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear she was mental!”
- I should have no problem doing it to a cyber nobody, who is so lost in fraudulence, that they wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them.
- As is probably obvious) It was the realisation that I don’t want to waste anymore time or energy on such a hypocritical, non-entity, waste of space. Connie is a ludicrous imitation of a real person. A lying, pathetic, patronising con artist.
- So Connie can well and truly, GET FUCKED
- I'm also slightly embarrassed that I lowered myself to Connie's level and threw insults around. But I honestly don't mind if a few stick!
- good riddance to bad rubbish
- Is it the lame poetry and boring Youtube dedications?, or the recent marriage proposal?, or pet bird pictures?, that keep me coming back for more. Am I that desperate for love and attention, that I'll accept it from where ever it shows itself?
- Why would I recommend to others that they waste their precious time on yet another fake blog? Much less, for me to refer to Crusty as a friend.
- I find Crusty Connie’s blog ambiguous, ambivalent and vague at best. The blog is the ugly, slightly retarded, twin sister of the Fake Madonna Blog.
- Perhaps it's just me, but I think Crusty Connie's date with 'George' may have looked something like the scene above, except apparently it took place in a Burger King.
- Let it be known, that the day I start needing to take artistic leads from Crusty Connie is the day I happily stop painting. The only inspiration I would take from him/her is to do paintings of non-entities, the deluded, the fraudulent and the ever so fucking bland.
- I personally believe that George is just another figment of Connie's imagination, or perhaps another personality that will soon start a different fake blog.
- I hope you all appreciate my dedication to reading and commenting on Crusty Connie's blog. I read it, so that you don't have to. It alone, is my cross to bear
- I hate to admit that I couldn't resist knowing what bullshit Connie was writing about, these days.
- Your not real to me, I don't even know your gender, although I could hazard a guess, much less your name. So sleep easy, there is no hate. I just think your a fraud, is all.
- I'm 100% percent positive that Connie, Mental Madge and all the other multiple personalities stem from the one defective mind. Get a life, get help or get both, you need it!
- Regarding the post below regarding the 'Puppet Master Revealed', I'm 99.9% confident that it is yet another Mental Madge persona, 'Crusty Connie', writing yet another fake blog. It's kind of insulting that Mental Madge thinks I'm stupid, or at the very least as naive as the 'believers' on the Fake Madonna Blog. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but if it smells like shit, looks like shit, chances are, it's shit.
- Crusty Connie has posted on the new fake blog, a youtube of Carrol Burnett singing, 'You light up my life', with the heading: You Light Up My Life (Mediocre Travis).Aw, shucks..... Er, Creepy! I've always wanted to get a Restraining Order against someone.
- You have to be cruel to be kind, I guess. If I wasn't confident that it was Mental Madge, I would feel guilty about being an arsehole! The way it stands, I stand by my 'creepy' comment. Too harsh?
I Decided to Give This a Try!
This pic is so funny....no I am not that desperate! I will patiently wait for "the one."
The Truth has been Revealed!
For whatever reason, some people got upset by my innocent "thankful" list. I think that the truth has really been revealed.....You are saying No....but you really mean yes!
Anyway, I am currently making vacation plans for my Christmas vacation.....and I had actually thought about going to Sydney. I have never been to Australia and some of my friends say that it is an interesting place to visit. If anyone from there is interested in meeting me if I go, let me know.
You may have noticed that my secret admirer packages have ceased....I am not sure what is going on there......It is hard to get Madonna memorabilia....I suppose. Madonna used to be my favorite artist....but these days, I dunno. I like so many types of music that it is hard to say who my favorite artist might be.
My bird is so sweet....I have taught it to say some things---He won't say it all the time, but here is what it will say at times:
I am not Catholic, but there is something about the rituals and pageantry of the Catholic church that has always interested me. I ran across this prayer on the web today. I know that I (and many others) should say this prayer many times today!
O my God,
I am heartily sorry for
having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins,
because I dread the loss of heaven,
and the pains of hell;
but most of all because
they offend Thee, my God,
Who are all good and
deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of Thy grace,
to confess my sins,
to do penance,
and to amend my life. Amen.
I am concerned about people who state that they are in the dark about things...Darkness....What is darkness? It is fundamental ignorance or primal ignorance. The most deeply rooted illusion inherent in life, said to give rise to all other illusions. Darkness in this sense means inability to see or recognize the truth, particularly, the true nature of one's life.
Anyway, I am currently making vacation plans for my Christmas vacation.....and I had actually thought about going to Sydney. I have never been to Australia and some of my friends say that it is an interesting place to visit. If anyone from there is interested in meeting me if I go, let me know.
You may have noticed that my secret admirer packages have ceased....I am not sure what is going on there......It is hard to get Madonna memorabilia....I suppose. Madonna used to be my favorite artist....but these days, I dunno. I like so many types of music that it is hard to say who my favorite artist might be.
My bird is so sweet....I have taught it to say some things---He won't say it all the time, but here is what it will say at times:
- Night Night
- Bye bye
- Give me sugar
- You little stinker
- Good bird
- Poo Poo
I am not Catholic, but there is something about the rituals and pageantry of the Catholic church that has always interested me. I ran across this prayer on the web today. I know that I (and many others) should say this prayer many times today!
O my God,
I am heartily sorry for
having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins,
because I dread the loss of heaven,
and the pains of hell;
but most of all because
they offend Thee, my God,
Who are all good and
deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of Thy grace,
to confess my sins,
to do penance,
and to amend my life. Amen.
I am concerned about people who state that they are in the dark about things...Darkness....What is darkness? It is fundamental ignorance or primal ignorance. The most deeply rooted illusion inherent in life, said to give rise to all other illusions. Darkness in this sense means inability to see or recognize the truth, particularly, the true nature of one's life.
The term fundamental darkness is contrasted with the fundamental nature of enlightenment, which is the Buddha nature inherent in life.
According to the Shrimala Sutra, fundamental darkness is the most difficult illusion to surmount and can be eradicated only by the wisdom of the Buddha. T'ien-t'ai (538-597) interprets darkness as illusion that prevents one from realizing the truth of the Middle Way, and divides such illusion into forty-two types, the last of which is fundamental darkness. This illusion is only extirpated when one attains the stage of perfect enlightenment, the last of the fifty-two stages of bodhisattva practice.
Nichiren (1222-1282) interprets fundamental darkness as ignorance of the ultimate Law, or ignorance of the fact that one's life is essentially a manifestation of that Law, which he identifies as Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. In The Treatment of Illness, Nichiren states: "The heart of the Lotus school is the doctrine of three thousand realms in a single moment of life, which reveals that both good and evil are inherent even in those at the highest stage of perfect enlightenment.
The fundamental nature of enlightenment manifests itself as Brahma and Shakra, whereas the fundamental darkness manifests itself as the devil king of the sixth heaven". Nichiren thus regards fundamental darkness as latent even in the enlightened life of the Buddha, and the devil king of the sixth heaven as a manifestation or personification of life's fundamental darkness. The Record of the Orally Transmitted Teachings reads, "Belief is a sharp sword that cuts off fundamental darkness or ignorance."
I think that darkness exists when you want a Reese's Peanut Butter cup and you deprive yourself of its "yummyness." Darkness exists when you really want to read my blog or other blogs and you deprive yourself of the insight they possess.
Speaking of darkness,I am hungry. I had to bring home work to do....so I need to fix a bite to eat and get to it. I may take a break and write another post.
In closing, I am now revealing the truth............
1. Truthfully, I think Mediocre Travis is cute. You are too easy to rile up. He He
2. Truthfully, I think Ms. Bitch is a bitch.
3. Truthfully, I have nothing but good things to say about Alcina.....except she should end the MMAA crusade.
4. Truthfully, I love you all....and especially M.
I still think it is a hoot that you think I am Mental Madge's alter ego......We are so different,it is not even funny! Someday, maybe I will get the courage to tell you who M really is. All I can say is that I am not he or she or it...I am not M or Mental Madge or whatever name you create today.
BTW, I am not Crusty......I am "da bomb!"
Monday, November 12, 2007
I'm Breaking In a Brand New Broken Heart
This has been one heck of a day.....I had such a crapper of a weekend...and such a crapper of a day...THen I get home, and my bird was in one foul mood (or was it a fowl mood--hehe)...........He poo-pooed on my shirt and bit my ear. Not even my bird loves me! I considered vegging out and wallowing in my sorrows........but I played a Connie song that inspired me.........i am not going to let a horrid date and a weekend from Hades spoil my attitude.
When I was sitting on my toilet, I read a passage from an inspirational book I keep in my bathroom. It suggested making a list of things of which you are thankful in times of trouble and dispair. I realize Thanksgiving is next week, but I have prepared my list tonight!
When I was sitting on my toilet, I read a passage from an inspirational book I keep in my bathroom. It suggested making a list of things of which you are thankful in times of trouble and dispair. I realize Thanksgiving is next week, but I have prepared my list tonight!
- I am thankful that I have central heat and air-conditioning. I am thankful that I am not burning up like Ms bitch and Mediocre Travis.
- I am thankful that I know such a cool person as M. M rocks!
- I am thankful that I do not have to fake enjoyment of sex with my ex any longer!
- I am thankful that I am not dating for my broke, good-f0r-nothing ex!
- I am thankful that I have a great family (although certain famous and rich relatives could send me some cool birthday and Christmas gifts this year!)
- I am thankful that I am not Britney Spears.
- I am thankful that I will never go on a date with the crackhead whore that I met this weekend!
- I am thankful for my friends.
- I am thankful that M's new blog is more popular than ever.
- I am thankful that no matter how difficult life can get sometimes, despite the many setbacks, my life is filled with very beautiful people.
- I am thankful that Alcina is a true lady, the only true lady among the Trinity of Terror.
- I am thankful that the vile insults hurled at me by Mediocre Travis and ms Bitch have not dampened my spirits or caused me to lose my self-confidence.
- I am thankful that I have a positive outlook on life, free from judgement.
- I am thankful that I am always right.
- I am thankful that my taste in music is superior to anyone I know in person and online.
- I am thankful that I do not have a mediocre web site.
- I am thankful that I am not a bitch.
- I am thankful that I have a bird who is normally sweet and cute and precious....unlike some bloggers that I know.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
My Date.......if you can call it that!
My date last night.............well....I can't talk about it right now. I am still so horrified from the experience. It was worse that the worst Mariah Carey movie you could ever imagine. Imagine watching Glitter 200 times non-stop. THat would be paradise compared to my date.
Maybe I can talk about it tomorrow....I need a drink......Maybe my dream date will happen one day.
Maybe I can talk about it tomorrow....I need a drink......Maybe my dream date will happen one day.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Workin' (not Warin')
Don't you hate it when you have to work on the weekend? ugh! I had to get up this morning at 4 AM and go into work. I just got home....and I am exhausted.
I think I am going to take a nap before I go out tonight. I may have a date tonight (eat your heart out Travis).....a guy I have been IMing with. I am not going to his apartment our house....after the Shirley Temple movies....no'maam. I have not had sex in two or three months.......My ex and I were fighting a lot before we ended things and I have been celibate since the end of August....well I guess I have not been totally celibate---if you know what I mean. The person I am meeting's screen name is 420guy4ever. He is 42 years old (I think) so I will report how things go if we meet and such. I want to meet someone who is not a drunk or a slut....a nice sweet person who I can take home to my parents and who will go to church with me....A nice respectful person with some morals....Maybe this 420guy4ever will be the one. I thought Mediocre Travis might be the one---but now he is involved in this UPS guy.....do they call it UPS in Australia????
I cannot wait until Saturday Night!!!!
Anyway.............a word of note for the "Trinity of Terror"
I think I am going to take a nap before I go out tonight. I may have a date tonight (eat your heart out Travis).....a guy I have been IMing with. I am not going to his apartment our house....after the Shirley Temple movies....no'maam. I have not had sex in two or three months.......My ex and I were fighting a lot before we ended things and I have been celibate since the end of August....well I guess I have not been totally celibate---if you know what I mean. The person I am meeting's screen name is 420guy4ever. He is 42 years old (I think) so I will report how things go if we meet and such. I want to meet someone who is not a drunk or a slut....a nice sweet person who I can take home to my parents and who will go to church with me....A nice respectful person with some morals....Maybe this 420guy4ever will be the one. I thought Mediocre Travis might be the one---but now he is involved in this UPS guy.....do they call it UPS in Australia????
I cannot wait until Saturday Night!!!!
Anyway.............a word of note for the "Trinity of Terror"
- I am not Mental Madge.
- I do not write (or have ever written) any Madonna blogs.
- I like Madonna, but she is not my favorite artist to be honest. She is cool, but she is not even in my top 10 list!
- I really don't think M is declaring war on you guys.....You may be reading too much into the dedication.
- I cannot comment about whether the blog is real or faux....whether M is Madonna for real or not........I don't want to be sued or murdered.
- I am not Mental Madge...nor have I ever been.
- Listen to this song.
- Divine Cosmic law states: To he who hath shall be given.
- The boundless void containing all, Where all is light: No start, no end, But tending to a point, Of mirrored unity, Which is itself.
Friday, November 9, 2007
A Dedication from M---the Queen!----Dedicated to Travis, Alcina, and Ms Bitch
I just got off the phone a few minutes ago with M.....and I was told that M realized Alcina, Mediocre Travis, and Ms Bitch no longer visits the Madonna blog due to this MMAA group "ya'll" have created. I was instructed to send you three, the Trinity of Terror, a message..........YOU HAVE A SPECIAL DEDICATION! Aren't you all excited....This is not coming from me! I am just the messenger! In addition, I think a protest is coming soon to Alcina's home.
I was told to instruct you all to listen to the lyrics carefully. Enjoy!
Verse: Chaka Khan] Disrespectful Hey, you don't wanna Treat me You don't wanna Play around 'Cause you Could be history Don't mess around With me I'm too good to you Yeah What the hell You take me for I'm nobody's fool [B-Section: Chaka & Mary] Boy, what is wrong With you I don't have Time for this You can't Make me Lose my mind I'm too strong For ya [B-Section 2: Chaka & Mary] Disrespectful Yeah, it's no mystery [Mary J. Blige:] Sing Chaka [Chaka Khan:] Best thang to Happen to you No one compares To me [Mary J. Blige:] Baby, I remember When you use to [Hook: Chaka & Mary] I remember When you Use to love me Through the good And bad What a good thing We had I remember When you Use to love me Why you so brand new? What happened to you? I remember When you Use to love Love me [Verse: Mary J. Blige] Disrespectful, hey I don't think You hearin' me Better pay attention I'm everything You need Who's the one Cookin' ya food Goin' through The same thing You goin' through That's me You better get Your act together Before I have to Flip out on you, baby [B-section 1: Chaka & Mary] [B-section 2: Chaka & Mary] [Hook: Chaka & Mary] [Breakdown: Chaka & Mary] Runnin' out of time Runnin', runnin' Runnin' out of time For your disrespectfulness Runnin' out of time Runnin', runnin' Runnin' out of time I'm just too Through with this [Bridge: Chaka & Mary] There are times That I do Miss you But I must Keep movin' on I never thought That I Would wake up And you'd be gone You never thought About me [Hook x2: Chaka & Mary]
I was told to instruct you all to listen to the lyrics carefully. Enjoy!
Verse: Chaka Khan] Disrespectful Hey, you don't wanna Treat me You don't wanna Play around 'Cause you Could be history Don't mess around With me I'm too good to you Yeah What the hell You take me for I'm nobody's fool [B-Section: Chaka & Mary] Boy, what is wrong With you I don't have Time for this You can't Make me Lose my mind I'm too strong For ya [B-Section 2: Chaka & Mary] Disrespectful Yeah, it's no mystery [Mary J. Blige:] Sing Chaka [Chaka Khan:] Best thang to Happen to you No one compares To me [Mary J. Blige:] Baby, I remember When you use to [Hook: Chaka & Mary] I remember When you Use to love me Through the good And bad What a good thing We had I remember When you Use to love me Why you so brand new? What happened to you? I remember When you Use to love Love me [Verse: Mary J. Blige] Disrespectful, hey I don't think You hearin' me Better pay attention I'm everything You need Who's the one Cookin' ya food Goin' through The same thing You goin' through That's me You better get Your act together Before I have to Flip out on you, baby [B-section 1: Chaka & Mary] [B-section 2: Chaka & Mary] [Hook: Chaka & Mary] [Breakdown: Chaka & Mary] Runnin' out of time Runnin', runnin' Runnin' out of time For your disrespectfulness Runnin' out of time Runnin', runnin' Runnin' out of time I'm just too Through with this [Bridge: Chaka & Mary] There are times That I do Miss you But I must Keep movin' on I never thought That I Would wake up And you'd be gone You never thought About me [Hook x2: Chaka & Mary]
News from M
M is better spirits today. The legal issues have been resolved and the new site is growing and doing well. M told me to let you all know that the new blog is #19 on Wordpress's chart for Fastest Growing New Blogs. This is wonderful news.
I Want to be Evil
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.......I am so evil! I know that i am normally all about love and the light......but yesterday...yesterday I was a little evil. I was so upset that Mediocre Travis has a new prospect for a beau that I realized swift action must be taken. Eartha Kitt was correct....I want to be evil!!
First, I made a Travis doll.......and I put some Preparation H on its butt so that Travis would be overwhelmed with the curse of hemorrhoids. Noone will be getting near his ass this weekend! hehe!
Second, I emailed some friends of mine in Israel and asked them to perform an ancient Kabbalah curse on Mediocre Travis.....This has been done before! I wanted them to put Pulsa da-Nura (“Lashes of Fire”), an ancient Kaballistic curse, on MT. Pulsa de-Nura means “lashes of fire” in ancient Aramaic. During a ritual, a rabbi intones the ancient Aramaic chant Pulsa de-Nura to deliver an enemy of the Jewish people to the angels of wrath and ire. A person cursed by the pulsa denura should die within forty days, according to one source.
But....I calmed down and decided I did not want MT to die......just to suffer a little bit...suffer as I have been suffering since I now know that he is looking for another........suffering since I now know that I am not betrothed to Mediocre Travis.
So I decided to just give him the curse of bad skin.....pimples....whatever you want to call it............I had to get busy and collect a lot of ingredients! I had to call up a lot of stores to get the things needed for my spell! Here is what I had to say in order to whip up a batch of my MEDIOCRE TRAVIS BAD SKIN POTION!
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Something wicked this way comes.......I am so evil! I know that i am normally all about love and the light......but yesterday...yesterday I was a little evil. I was so upset that Mediocre Travis has a new prospect for a beau that I realized swift action must be taken. Eartha Kitt was correct....I want to be evil!!
First, I made a Travis doll.......and I put some Preparation H on its butt so that Travis would be overwhelmed with the curse of hemorrhoids. Noone will be getting near his ass this weekend! hehe!
Second, I emailed some friends of mine in Israel and asked them to perform an ancient Kabbalah curse on Mediocre Travis.....This has been done before! I wanted them to put Pulsa da-Nura (“Lashes of Fire”), an ancient Kaballistic curse, on MT. Pulsa de-Nura means “lashes of fire” in ancient Aramaic. During a ritual, a rabbi intones the ancient Aramaic chant Pulsa de-Nura to deliver an enemy of the Jewish people to the angels of wrath and ire. A person cursed by the pulsa denura should die within forty days, according to one source.
But....I calmed down and decided I did not want MT to die......just to suffer a little bit...suffer as I have been suffering since I now know that he is looking for another........suffering since I now know that I am not betrothed to Mediocre Travis.
So I decided to just give him the curse of bad skin.....pimples....whatever you want to call it............I had to get busy and collect a lot of ingredients! I had to call up a lot of stores to get the things needed for my spell! Here is what I had to say in order to whip up a batch of my MEDIOCRE TRAVIS BAD SKIN POTION!
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
The Roses have Thorns!
On Rosie's web site, she wrote a poem stating that it looks like she now WILL NOT be on MSNBC! That really sucks....Tucker Carlson is cute, but I was looking forward to Rosie being on TV again.
First, the Madonna blog closes.
Second, my bird poo-poos on my supper.
Then, Mediocre Travis has a new love in his life.
Now this....What will happen next?
First, the Madonna blog closes.
Second, my bird poo-poos on my supper.
Then, Mediocre Travis has a new love in his life.
Now this....What will happen next?
The Engagement is Off (for Now)
I am saddened to report that Mediocre Travis has a new love in his life......I guess the wedding is off. I had bought invitations and rented a church.....I had all the music planned for the service! I am so sad.
I think I will have to listen to that inspirational song from Carousel again......."You'll Never Walk Alone."
I guess now I will have to aim my sights for Ms. Bitch.........hehe.....BTW, when are you guys going to send me your art contest entries?????? I want to see your Trilogy of Terror art pieces. I even have a suprise guest judge!
I think I will have to listen to that inspirational song from Carousel again......."You'll Never Walk Alone."
I guess now I will have to aim my sights for Ms. Bitch.........hehe.....BTW, when are you guys going to send me your art contest entries?????? I want to see your Trilogy of Terror art pieces. I even have a suprise guest judge!
NEWSFLASH
Now the legal issues have somewhat been settled, I can share with you all the sad news that the old madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com site is no more. It has been deleted. I know you all will be sad. Say a little prayer for it. RIP!
BUT GUESS WHAT!???? It has not gone away.....It just has a new home! Go to and you can still read M's blog! I know you all will be happy.
Sadly, all the old posts, pictures,and such are now gone.....but you can still enjoy the posts and contests you loved (or loved to hate) at the new site!
Go check it out today......you can now chat with M. Alcina, MT, and MB.....go send M a message....You can chat with M now!
BUT GUESS WHAT!???? It has not gone away.....It just has a new home! Go to and you can still read M's blog! I know you all will be happy.
Sadly, all the old posts, pictures,and such are now gone.....but you can still enjoy the posts and contests you loved (or loved to hate) at the new site!
Go check it out today......you can now chat with M. Alcina, MT, and MB.....go send M a message....You can chat with M now!
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Everything's Coming Up Roses
I hope this article is true: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/05/business/media/05cnd-msnbc.html?ex=1194930000&en=759bc04df9e8a4c4&ei=5099&partner=TOPIXNEWS
I love Rosie.....and though Tucker Carlson is cute, I hope Rosie gets a show on MSNBC. I was diappointed when it did not work out for Rosie to host "The Price is Right." I love game shows, and thought it would be cool for the show to be taped in NYC with Rosie as the host. It did not happen.
I saw a video from Fox News (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/justin-mccarthy/2007/11/06/fox-friends-discusses-potential-rosie-msnbc-deal) where they have the audacity to say that this will make MSNBC leftist and political, rather than being just about the news. What a bunch of bull.....Whether you like Republicans or not, anyone with half a brain realizes that Fox News was built for conservatives. It is OK....this is a free country!
Anyway, I am pumped up about this. Here are some things I would also like to make a comeback on television:
1. I want "To Tell the Truth" to reappear.....Heck...I would be happy if GSN would show TTTT episodes from the 50s, 60s, and 70s every day!
2. I miss "Judging Amy."
3. I admit it....I love the reality TV shows on Bravo. Top Chef, Shear Genius, Project Runway, and all the other shows...I could watch them all day long.
4. I want to see a Mediocre Travis porn show....I would even be happy to see him shirtless......or do a little dance for me.....or just a video of him waving.........hehe
5. Carol Burnett---I miss her...I miss her shows in reruns....She needs to make a comeback.
6. I miss Connie Chung, too!
7. I want new episodes of Ab Fab.
8. I miss Queer as Folk on Showtime.......and the tawdry Oz show.
9. I miss Six Feet Under.
I know it may sound like I watch a lot of TV, but I really don't. I work too much......There are a few nights a month where I have time to watch the tellie, and there is nothing on! So I revert to the pattern of either watching TCM, Bravo, or sports.
Speaking of sports,have you seen this?
I love Rosie.....and though Tucker Carlson is cute, I hope Rosie gets a show on MSNBC. I was diappointed when it did not work out for Rosie to host "The Price is Right." I love game shows, and thought it would be cool for the show to be taped in NYC with Rosie as the host. It did not happen.
I saw a video from Fox News (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/justin-mccarthy/2007/11/06/fox-friends-discusses-potential-rosie-msnbc-deal) where they have the audacity to say that this will make MSNBC leftist and political, rather than being just about the news. What a bunch of bull.....Whether you like Republicans or not, anyone with half a brain realizes that Fox News was built for conservatives. It is OK....this is a free country!
Anyway, I am pumped up about this. Here are some things I would also like to make a comeback on television:
1. I want "To Tell the Truth" to reappear.....Heck...I would be happy if GSN would show TTTT episodes from the 50s, 60s, and 70s every day!
2. I miss "Judging Amy."
3. I admit it....I love the reality TV shows on Bravo. Top Chef, Shear Genius, Project Runway, and all the other shows...I could watch them all day long.
4. I want to see a Mediocre Travis porn show....I would even be happy to see him shirtless......or do a little dance for me.....or just a video of him waving.........hehe
5. Carol Burnett---I miss her...I miss her shows in reruns....She needs to make a comeback.
6. I miss Connie Chung, too!
7. I want new episodes of Ab Fab.
8. I miss Queer as Folk on Showtime.......and the tawdry Oz show.
9. I miss Six Feet Under.
I know it may sound like I watch a lot of TV, but I really don't. I work too much......There are a few nights a month where I have time to watch the tellie, and there is nothing on! So I revert to the pattern of either watching TCM, Bravo, or sports.
Speaking of sports,have you seen this?
Assistance for my New Melanie Friends
If you go to this URL from moveon.org, you will see what I am talking about as far as a petition drive via fax: http://pol.moveon.org/fightback/
I am no expert at creating forms using HTML, but you get a person's name, address, and email address.....then you send a fax in their name to whoever (or is it whomever?)......Just find out the fax number for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame....and start the faxes churning! You could also create a form letter for people to send from their fax machines at home and at work. If their fax number is not listed, just call them up and ask them for it....Most businesses will freely give it out. If they give you flack, tell them you are Madonna's assistant (or some other star) and you need to fax over something to them.
I hope this helps....Remember to go to http://letherin.org/ to sign the current petition for MELANIE! Melanie rocks!
I am no expert at creating forms using HTML, but you get a person's name, address, and email address.....then you send a fax in their name to whoever (or is it whomever?)......Just find out the fax number for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame....and start the faxes churning! You could also create a form letter for people to send from their fax machines at home and at work. If their fax number is not listed, just call them up and ask them for it....Most businesses will freely give it out. If they give you flack, tell them you are Madonna's assistant (or some other star) and you need to fax over something to them.
I hope this helps....Remember to go to http://letherin.org/ to sign the current petition for MELANIE! Melanie rocks!
A New Web Site
M wanted me to tell you that the new web site can be found at the following URL: http://madonnablog.wordpress.com/
I cannot really say much about the old site at this time. I don't want to be held in contempt of court or anything. M is really down in the dumps....I know M would appreciate your words of encouragement on the new web site.
I cannot really say much about the old site at this time. I don't want to be held in contempt of court or anything. M is really down in the dumps....I know M would appreciate your words of encouragement on the new web site.
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