Saturday, May 23, 2009

DEDICATIONS

DEDICATED TO MS BITCH


DEDICATED TO ALCINA



DEDICATED TO REALLY MEDIOCRE TRAVIS




DEDICATED TO M





DEDICATED TO GUY




DEDICATED TO SONNY


For someone special

The Return of Alcina

I am so excited that both REALLY MEDIOCRE TRAVIS and ALCINA are back in my life. My long lost friends have returned. I sorely miss Ms. Bitch. I wonder what became of her? Maybe she finally went ahead and had that Sex Change Operation....Maybe she decided to end her life of prostitution.....Maybe she decided to become a nun.....Maybe she decided to come to America and look for me.....Maybe she decided to become a fluffer.....maybe she decided to go to school to become a librarian.

MS BITCH....WE miss YOU!

Travis....Travis...Where forth art thou Travis?

I have decided that now that I have a few weeks of vacation this summer (that is well deserved), I am going to fly to Australia in a few weeks. I will have to brush up on my Austrian language skills. It will be so hard to decide what Connie Francis songs I will download to my Iphone to listen to on the flight.

I know I am going to stay a couple of nights in Brisbane and a couple of nights in Sydney.

Travis....if you want to meet me the week of June 15th....Name the time and the place......