Saturday, May 23, 2009

Travis....Travis...Where forth art thou Travis?

I have decided that now that I have a few weeks of vacation this summer (that is well deserved), I am going to fly to Australia in a few weeks. I will have to brush up on my Austrian language skills. It will be so hard to decide what Connie Francis songs I will download to my Iphone to listen to on the flight.

I know I am going to stay a couple of nights in Brisbane and a couple of nights in Sydney.

Travis....if you want to meet me the week of June 15th....Name the time and the place......

4 comments:

Travis said...

Sure, I'd love to meet you Crusty Connie......

How about on the corner of 'WHEN HELL IS' and 'FREEZING OVER' streets, at NEVER-GONNA-HAPPEN o'clock.

Enough of the nonsense, I couldn't possibly meet with you. I will be washing my hair the week of June 15th, with police protection stationed outside my apartment door. They will have strict instructions to shoot on sight any bloated Cher female impersonators with 3 day growth and a stuffed love-bird on their shoulder trying to enter my apartment building, whilst screaming my name.

Assuming (for one brief second) that anything you say is true, and you do visit our shores, may I suggest 'Budgie Smugglers' so as to not leave Sonny-Boy home alone.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=budgie%20smugglers

whogivesaFwhatIdo said...

Crusty ~ Once again, I don't understand your video dedication to me! Are you now dedicating videos to Guy Richie?

Travis ~ You should seriously reconsider Crusty's offer. You could meet during the day in a crowded area with a film crew on hand. Think about turning it into your own reality tv show or docu-drama, with a tentative working title of "Crusty Down-Under." I think it has the potential to be as popular as "Being Bobby Brown!"

Travis said...

Alcina - I must agree with you. Crusty's latest Youtube dedication to you was a little cryptic. Did you notice that Sonny-Boy and my dedications are the same song? (Lazy, lazy Crusty. I mean, if your own bird doesn't know you by now, what chance does anyone else have?)

I'm going to pitch the 'CRUSTY DOWN-UNDER' (perfect name, LOL) reality television show to a local television station. How could they say no..... It's a great idea.

whogivesaFwhatIdo said...

Travis ~ Yes, I did notice that, nothing worse than a lazy video dedication from Crusty. Well maybe there really is some kind of meaning to the video dedication....since we've known Sonny-Boy, he's been involved in a custody battle and God only knows what else the poor thing has been subjected to. Maybe he's been threatening to fly back to live with Crusty's ex. He's probably confused at this point.

I think it'll be a hit. The title conjures up all kinds of images! lol

Hey Crusty...time for a new love/hate poll. Travis wins once again.