I know you all have missed me this past year while I have been on vacation.....but I have been informed that many lies and rumors have been told by certain Trilogy of Terror members and I must set the record straight.
This is the only blog that I write....Any other bloggers who try to copy my style and genius are mere imitators. I know that that bitch who used to write the Madonna blog is jealous of me......She knows that money cannot buy what I have! My self respect....you go ahead and go to Malawi or whatever country you are visiting....Adopt some more kids! I don't care! You know you can never have what I have....and there is nothing more to say!
I am so sorry that I have neglected so many of you.....You have never been out of my mind, except for the Really Mediocre one....and you...well honey....I cannot even remember your name! You New Zealanders are so funny! or were you from Thailand....oh----it's all the same!
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Did you really miss me Crusty?! How's Sonny Boy? Travis and I have been concerned about his well being.
And I know that you are currently fighting with your alter ego Mental Madge, but could you please have a talk with her about unblocking me from the Madonna Blog. Thank you.
So I guess we'll be reading your next blog post, when....2011 or so?!
Look what the cat dragged in.
The Crusty One.
lol, Alcina. Let's synchronize our watches for Crusty's next blog entry a year from now.
Crusty, old age dementia has obviously set in. (SADFACE)
It is the 'Trinity Of Terror', not the 'Trilogy Of Terror' that you wrote in this post. My name is Travis. T-R-A-V-I-S. There is no shame in sounding it out when you get confused.
As Alcina said, we need some 'proof of life' in regards to Sonny Boy. I want my child support cheques going towards bird seed, not jumbo eggplant parmesean's.
Travis LOL!!! That is hilarious!!! Proof of Life...that's exactly what we need! Maybe Crusty can take a picture of Sonny Boy taking a poo on today's paper. I'm beginning to think he may have been kidnapped by Crusty's ex-lover.
Thanks Alcina.
So Crusty, I agree with Alcina's great idea for proof of life, or a copy of any ransom notes from your ex-lover.
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