I am Shocked! I am Disappointed! This is an Outrage!

Sometimes, the Trinity of Terror goes too far. If you are not religious, that is your choice! You have the right to believe in God (or a "Higher Power") or not to believe in God. But this Christmas card takes the cake....Why ruin a wonderful holiday for those who enjoy Christmas? Why poop on traditions that many of us hold dear? Times cannot be too hard for Travis that he has to resort to such an outrageous card! I mean....I know your art may not be selling! I know you cannot afford air conditioning...I know that you have been real naughty these past few months and you are probably on Santa's Naughty list! But come on......why go so low!

Read Mediocre Travis' cards below....and you will see what I mean! That is why he is permanently on my WEB SITES TO AVOID list!














Even though this really upset me,I have to say that I am forgiver. I forgive you Travis. I am one who gets upset and angry for a few minutes....I will get "hot under the collar" and then I let it go.......I forgive you. It sounds like you did not get what you wanted when you were younger for Christmas. Maybe you had a traumatic experience at Sunday School. Let your anger go! Let your anger go and you will become more productive! let it go and your art will flourish! let your anger go....and may peace engulf your spirit.

I know that deep down inside, there is a loving and warm Travis in there who truly wants to enjoy Christmas. I hope that you will let that Travis come out and play during this Christmas season.

A New Dedication to the Trilogy of Terror

I could not resist but posting one more dedication to the Trilogy of Terror!

Someone Who Needs Me

I know the Trilogy of Terror seem to think that I need help, but what is up with them this weekend? All three of them have this picture posted on their web page. Did he die or something? Is he some artistic influence? Strange things are occuring. "There's something rotten in the state of Denmark!"

A Reinactment of my Spell on Mediocre Travis

A Serenade for Alcina

A Serenade for Alcina

There once was an artist named Alcina.
It keeps coming up from behind.
Funny Clown, bunch a balloons!
You always used to be so kind.

Quinzaine Poem for Mediocre Travis

Travis of Mental Madge fame,
will you ever believe this
blog is real?

Dedicated to MT, A, and MB

This Connie Francis classic describes how certain people would feel if bloggers like myself and M would disappear. It truly describes how they must feel if the MMAA madness continues!!! Enjoy the vocal stylings of the legendary Connie Francis!

The Protest

Bloggers from around the world converged upon Mediocre Travis' home in Brisbane, Australia to protest his involvement in the creation of MMAA, the Mental Madge Addicts Anonymous organization. Protesters were upset that Mediocre Travis and his followers have accused the author of the Connie Francis blog as being the infamous "Mental Madge," the alleged fake blogger responsible for madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com. "I'm upset at Mediocre Travis and his whole MMAA bunch," Anita Mann replied. "They keep speading these lies about the authenticity of these blogs. I don't understand why they are encouraging people to boycott these sites." Hundreds of protestors chanted "Leave Connie alone" and "Connie is real" numerous times. "I don't know who this Connie person is.....Never heard of her myself. Life is a paradox!" exclaimed M. After an hour of protesting, the crowd was sad to learn that Mediocre Travis was not home; he was working. This not dampen the spirits of the eclectic throng.

You Oughta Be in Pictures 2

My bird then got interested in another blog. He stopped playing with his Rubik's cube. Can you tell whose blog he is reading????

Maybe you can tell the blog from this next picture...............

You Oughta Be in Pictures

My cute little bird is looking at his pic on Mediocre Travis' blog....Then he got uninterested and started playing with his Rubik's Cube! Isn't he cute!

How Did He Look

Here is another pic of my bird! One of my friends watched him while I was away. He was so glad to see me! Here he is looking at my computer. Can you tell what blog I was reading?

Word Search with a Secret Message!

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Who's Sorry Now?

I am saddened that many friends have not gotten the obvious clues I have left on my blog about the identity of M (or "Mental Madge" as some refer to the author.)

First, I am not the author of madonnasthoughts.blogspot.com. I am not Mental Madge. I am not M.

Second, the identity of M is one of the answers to my poll questions.

Third, if you read all of my posts...there are clues there to help you figure out the identity!

Fourth, M is not Asian, African, or Israeli.

Fifth, Massiel (the La La La vocalist) is not M.

Last, Cher is not the author of the blog!

I hope this helps.

Walking Happy

Yet another Connie Francis song describes a day in my life! I am truly "Walking Happy." First, my friend Maranga took me out to lunch today. That was so sweet of her. We went to a sushi bar and I love sushi. I ordered a Spicy Salmon Roll and had some miso soup. Yummy! As M says, "It was da bomb!" HaHa!

Second, I learned that my ex is in the hospital after being in a car accident. Seems like he hit a cow that had wandered into a roadway. His precious little Miata was totalled! Hehe....There is such a thing as karma.

Last, another mystery package came to me today! I opened the box up----and guess what I saw! You guessed it.....my secret admirer had sent me Madonna's Sex book! Can you imagine such a gift. This guy must be really trying to impress me. I cannot believe I actually own a Madonna Sex book. I still cannot figure out who sent it to me. Did Brad send it? My ex is in the hospital so I know he did not send it. Did Anthony, the cute guy who works in our office send it? Did Mediocre Travis send it? I am puzzled......but I am "walking happy."

My Most Favourite Thing

I have some exciting news to share with you all. When I was at work today, I unexpectedly received a package....There was no return address! I thought it was very odd.....I wondered if Ms. Bitch was sending me a letter bomb! I opened up my package and you will not believe what was inside! A blue TRUE BLUE 45 record! I had just talked about this on my blog yesterday...and someone sent me one! I almost passed out......I jumped up and down at my desk. I was acting like a little girl.

Now the question is this....Who sent it? There was no return address or note! Did my ex send it? Did Mediocre Travis send it to me? (I have been putting a lot of dedications to him on my blog---hehe!) Did Madonna herself send it to me? Do I have a secret admirer? So many thoughts have been going through my mind.

With my luck, this guy named Brad I work with sent it to me. Bless his heart.....Brad has some problems. He lives with his mother. He revealed to us last week that he never uses a towel or washcloth when he takes a shower. He only uses his hand and a hairdryer. NASTY!

Do any of you own a truly blue "True Blue" 45?

If I Didn't Care

• I hear that Cher is about to put out a new video.
• I am sad that Ms. Bitch has never made a comment on my blog.
• For some reason, I am craving Cheetos.
• My friend who writes the madonnathoughts.blogspot.com website just cracks me up. I don't know M comes up with all that stuff! She is brilliant!
• I realized today that I know so little about artists from other countries. For example, the only singers that I could think of who were from Australia were Olivia Newton-John, the Bee Gees, Kylie, and that was about it. Other than the La La La woman (Massiel), I don't know any artists from Spain.

• I wonder if Mediocre Travis knows the answers to these questions:
• * What was the title of Madonna's first album ?
• * Madonna won a Golden Globe for Best Actress for her work in which film ?
• * Who directed Madonna in Dick Tracy ?
• * On what show did Madonna state 'I wanna rule the world'
• * Which song contains the lyrics 'Happiness lies in your own hands' ?
• * For which video did Madonna dress as a Geisha Girl ?
• * Who was Madonna's duet partner on 'Love Song' ?
• * In what state was Madonna born ?
• * For which soft drink company did Madonna do a commercial for ?
• * Which video was banned from MTV ?
• * Which Sean Penn film contained a Madonna song ?
• * What was the name of Madonna's team in 'A League Of Their Own' ?
• * Which of the following was not a name of a Madonna tour ?
• * Who played Che in the film 'Evita' ?
• * Which song contains the lyrics 'Says that he's going to marry me and we can raise a little famiy ' ?
• * Who of these men was Madonna actually married to ?
• * For which album did Madonna win her first Grammy for Best Pop Album ?
• * What was the name of the play Madonna starred in on Broadway ?
• * Who co-stars with Madonna in the film 'The Next Best Thing' ?
• Who did Madonna say was her "co-editor" on her children's book, The English Roses?
• Swept Away was also the title of a mid-'80s album by what artist?
• What Madonna 45rpm record was created on non-black vinyl?

Mental Floss

I love this magazine. http://www.mentalfloss.com/magazine/ I love trivia....and I love the interesting tidbits that this magazine contains. You need to check it out. Their web site has a vocabulary word of the day....Here is today's word:

ablution (n.)

the washing of one’s body or part of it (as in a religious rite)

Pronunciation:ah-BLOO-shun

In a sentence:After he had performed his ablution, Jeremiah stood and waited in the parking lot for his car battery to magically recharge. It never happened, and he was robbed ’round about midnight.

In a different sentence: Kyle tried to convince his girlfriend that by showering together, they could more efficiently perform their daily ablutions. It wasn’t a bad argument.

For MT

You Light Up My Life (Mediocre Travis)